Book: The twelve chairs. Page 3

Good sets, dog.

Wonderful chess and immutable law:
Who advantage although insignificant b received
In space, mass, time, pressure
Only in order to win direct path possible.

You frighten me, citizen mattress!
- Shut up, fool! You don't know everything! You'll get in Mosgrave a loan for furniture.
- I'll kill you, mattress!
- A puppy. If you dare to do it, the neighbours will denounce you to the housing Department.

The mattress is insatiable. It requires sacrifices. At night, it makes a clanging of the sword. He needs a bookcase. He needs the table for stupid posts. Clang of springs, it requires curtains, Drapes and cookware. He pushes the man and said to him:
Go ahead and buy the house and a rocking chair!
I'm ashamed of you, man! You still have no carpet!
- Work! I'll get you kids! You need money for nappies and a pram!

The mattress breaks human life. In its upholstery and springs lies some force, attractive and still not investigated. On the call of the ringing of its springs attracts people and things. Comes winagent and girls. They want to be friends with matratzenlager. Winagent does this in order to fiscal, pursuing public benefits, and women - unselfishly, obeying the laws of nature. Begins flowering of youth. Winagent, collecting tax, as the bee collects the spring nectar, with a joyful buzzing flies to his district hive. And adlanovich girls replaces wife and Primus "Yuvel' No. 1".

Citizens! Respect spring mattress in blue flowers! This is a family hearth, the alpha and omega of furniture, General and whole home comfort, love base, father Primus! How sweet it is to sleep under democratic the sound of his springs! What sweet dreams he sees the man asleep on his blue sackcloth! Some respect for each matricellular!
A person deprived of a mattress, is pathetic. It does not exist. He pays no taxes, has no wife, friends do not take him money until Wednesday, taxi drivers send after him the insulting words, the girls laugh at him - they don't like idealists.

The tram squealed on turns so naturally that it seemed as if screams do not train, and the conductor, a flat sorabotkata to the plate "Smoking and spitting prohibited". Smoking and spitting was forbidden, but to push the conductor into the belly, breathing into his ear and nagging him for no reason, obviously, is not forbidden. And these are all in a hurry. Was a critical hour. Terrestrial and extraterrestrial beings rushed into service.

Alpine begging - a Holy cause!

I would have filled your nose, only Zarathustra does not allow.

The janitor moaned low and passionate voice, which is sometimes the stillness of the night suddenly hot and klopotova begins to mutter the toilet.

Snuggling once, he said. Goodbye my love. We parted like ships at sea.

You have nowhere to hurry. Of the GPU to you it will come itself.

Love to torment a man. The bull lows with desire. The rooster finds a place. The Marshal of the nobility loses his appetite.

- Tell, and two hundred rubles can not rescue the giant of thought?
- I think bargaining is not appropriate!