Book: The Grim Reaper

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Cyril short-sighted squinted, peering at the inscription "Ku-ka-re-ku" made in bold Gothic font. Somewhere in a tiny chicken brain distinct and originated the horrible thought that he would have to learn to read.

The language was invented in order to hide true feelings.

Who needs interesting marriage? Personally, I never said I needed an interesting marriage. This is a problem of all modern humans. They believe that married life can be interesting.

Five exclamation marks. A sure sign of a completely crazy mind.

There is death and there is taxes, but taxes are much worse, because death happens once in life, and taxes - every year.

Light thinks travels faster, but it's not. He moves very quickly, but the darkness is always here early and waiting for him.

During my recent adventures, he learned that than diving into the dark waters of uncertainty, it is better to come up to the surface and to be illuminated by the light surface.

- Actually, that's not fair. If every man knew exactly when to die, it would have lived a much better life...
If people knew, when they die, they most likely would not be living at all.

Really that's what it's like to be alive? Is it to be alive is to feel that you are attracted in hopeless darkness? How can people live with this? But live - and even find some joy in your existence, although it is acceptable only despair. Amazing. Feel insignificant living being sandwiched between two very tall cliffs of dark... It's unbearable. How? As they endure this life?
Obviously, it's innate.

've felt. Even when he was alive.
But I'm not dead.
Not quite alive and not quite dead.
The type of lifeless.
Or undead. Have I turned into omerta?
Oh gods...

All sooner or later die, even the simplest person understands this. No one knows where he was before I was born, but once born, almost immediately realizes that he has arrived in this life with already punched a return ticket.

Tomorrow will not be even such a thing as tomorrow, there never existed.

Wizards don't believe in gods. About the same as most people do not see the need to believe in, say, tables. People know what tables there are, you know that the existence of feasible and tables occupy a certain position in a well organized universe. People just don't see any need to go around and say: "O great table, without you I'm nothing."

The ability of ladies to carry heavy loads is phenomenal. Studies have shown that the ant can carry a load a hundred times its own weight, but no one was able to determine the limit of the lifting force of the middle wizened octogenarian grandmother Spanish peasant.