Category: ironic quotes. Page 1242

- What are you wearing?
- I have you took it. Hope you don't mind? I feel it in this space... You know, I wanted something to wear, and I have nothing clean!
- Well, not until the erase will not start!
- Indeed, a vicious circle turns out.

- Chandler, you're panicking?
- Yes, come, please!

Well, since we already dumped, you can afford one, isn't it?

- How long should I wait to start pestering the guy?
- A month.
Three months.
- Half an hour.

When I see girls who want to achieve something in life, I think, "Thank God, it's not about my daughter!"
(And when I see girls who I want in my life to achieve something, I think, "Thank God my daughter is not in danger!")

I hate sentences that start with "Listen." They never end with "you won a million dollars" or "I want to rip your clothes off".

All that is beautiful in life, or immoral or illegal or leads to obesity.

Modesty adorns a man, but a real man does not wear a decoration.

From all that I lost, I don't have the brains...

People without a surprise inside, in his crate, uninteresting.

You all do not like me. Your generation that goes to Vegas, sits on the Internet and wants to have everything at once. The sacrament of marriage destroyed not gay and people like you. Marriage is love, responsibility. Personally, I am twenty-five years married to a wonderful impulsive woman. Yes, there are days when I want to burn it, but I'm not doing this because you love her... and it's illegal.

- God sees everything.
- Yes, a nosy asshole.

You found a more efficient method for finding true zero than that of Newton. However, Isaac Newton is long dead, so the fight was not equal.

I was an honest man. I only had to go to prison, so I became a criminal.