Quotes from comics. Page 219



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Go home now! And please, throw under a truck on the road!
№ 76663   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 11:00
I had to muster the courage and just ask your name instead of screaming "I can't rein in his passion!".
Now you probably think I'm a jerk.
№ 75987   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:28
- It's not you, it's me! You're not to blame for the fact that I don't like boring thick girls.
№ 75875   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:23
- Hey, Dan-sad shit! How was your date yesterday?
- It was like a roller coaster.
- Yeah?
- She screamed all the way, and in the end puked.
№ 75671   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:05
Always wanted to face the devil without looking in the mirror.
№ 74399   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:12
So that people understand you, you have to talk to them. If you wish they loved you, and often need to talk a lot with them.
№ 72082   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 07:33
Talent is a sin, if it is not used for the benefit of the people.
№ 71198   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:36
You hide behind great ideals, and themselves kill the people that don't know shit.
№ 71134   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:33
Empty soul eat not because of hungry. They eat souls to get rid of the pain. Empty is the fallen souls. Souls that the wires are not transmitted in the Community. The broken souls... the souls of those not saved from empty. Such a soul descends, loses his heart and becomes empty. And then... to fill the void in the place of the heart, the soul goes in search of those whom once he loved.
№ 70966   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:26
Yesterday I fought because it is a monster that attacked my family! But for any unfamiliar perfume I'm not going to fight! I'm not like that!
№ 70964   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:26
- I do not believe in all sorts of ghosts.
- Yes you that? But, Karin, you can see them, too!
The fool. See, I see - if their existence is not to believe still that they are not...
№ 70960   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:25
You just have a big heart. When something hurts, you hurt, because in pain there is so much space.
№ 70722   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:14
I have always seen ghosts. If it should be.
№ 70674   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:13
- I will stop my allergic to fish food! You have fish, Morty?
- I have a wife, in case you forgot... allergic any normal person...
№ 70615   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:10
- Edward Morgan Blake. he was born in 1924. 45 years was the comedian, is murdered in 1985, is buried in the rain.
What happened to us? Life is a struggle... no time for friends and only enemies leave roses.
Life is full of violence, the violence ends. Dollar-Bill, the Silhouette, Captain metropolis... We never die a natural death.
Does not work.
Perhaps it is in our blood? Some animal instincts compel us to fight, making us what we are?
It doesn't matter. We do what we must to do.
Others are hiding their heads between swollen teats of indulgence and the indulgence of their caprices, pigs, writhing in search of asylum... but there is no refuge... and the future like a train flying down the slope.
Blake understood. Meant it as a joke, but he understood. He saw the flaws in society, saw the little man in the mask, trying to change them... He saw the true face of the twentieth century and chose the path of blame, a parody of it. But no one saw anything funny. That's why he was alone.
№ 70423   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:02