Quotes from comics. Page 220

It is better to suffer than sorry.

My brother called a genius. But he became what he is only because he paid the price, the name of which hard work.

The worst enemy - doubt. Because of him we lose what we could gain, but even tried!

- I didn't mean to do it, Victor!
Aagh! My knee! Fuck off!
- What if I hollow out your fingers in the opposite direction? I release the air from your lungs, obnoxious jerk!
Okay, girl, get off me!
- "Okay"? Is that a Yes? And you're not going to kill him, right?
- Yeah, not gonna kill it, leave me alone.
- Well, he's all yours. Sometimes you have a little to Pat him, but really he's just a big Teddy bear if you... VICTOR! Let go of the wrench, you said you wouldn't!

If before me would appear the Prince on a white horse, I want... he fell off his horse.

- Please give me a child.
- Please do something for myself.

- I have something with a face? Are you looking at me.
Well... you look a lot like the man I know.
- In your opinion I can say that I probably remind you of your beloved.
- No! All... not so...
- Okay. It seems that I'm right. You broke up?
He loved another, so...
- It is clear. What a rude guy.
- Did you say... rude?
- If I were in his place, I would never leave a woman who looks at me. If someone looked at me that look like you, I'd break her legs so she could never leave me. And I would have tore out his own heart if I fell in love with another.

[A herd of kids]
- Adults are so gross! I don't want to grow!!
- Me too!
[Comes Peter Pan]
- And who said that we should grow up?
[Peter pan he pulls out a bag with something and a conspiratorial wink]
[Newspaper headline]
"4 dead in a cult of children-suicides".

- Dad, but who won the war in the Caucasus? Russia or the Caucasus?
- Well, who is now living in the capital?
[Baby, a little after remaining thoughtful]:
- It Turns Out That The Caucasus?

Welcome back! I have good news and bad news. Your fish, I wash her bowl... and accidentally sliced it in the blender.
- And the good news?
- It was very tasty.

- I have something to tell you. I slept with your sister.
What?! Charles, but I have NO sister!
- Wait... Then who... Oh, God... that was you?!

- MA'am, I hate to tell you this. The accident occurred. Your son died.
- Oh my God!! No...
- Uh, I'm kidding. Today, the same day Vice versa. Killed your daughter.

Heh heh, I by mistake put their dirty Laundry instead of a washing machine in the refrigerator. Sometimes I think I'm a complete moron.
Yeah, me too such happens all the time.
- Put underwear in the refrigerator?
- No, I think you're a complete moron.

And on its last legs you'll look back on those times in your life when you could realize its full potential and really accomplish something.
But instead you read comics on the Internet.