Quotes from comics. Page 221



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- Uhh. Your baby is growing rapidly.
- Yes! Last week he uttered his first words. Soon, he will go for walks... will smile, play games, enjoy life. And then you will die.
№ 64624   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:34
- What are you doing here so early? Not even dark
- Couldn't sleep after yesterday's fireworks... we decided to practice sitting with a puzzled and thoughtful look.
- What. You succeeded in a grimy rug.
And this is one of the mysterious facets of my creative personality.
- Lost in your mysterious personality, the Jib.
№ 64616   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:34
- You can't just simply lie!
- Don't have to? Cool! I'm a rebel!
№ 64614   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:33
- You know, I really like being alone. Very tired of people. They constantly flicker before my eyes. But good? It would be great to go somewhere in the wilderness where any contact - event... Hey, where you going?
№ 64613   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:33
- I hate this game!!!
- So why are you playing?
- Because it's an enjoyable way to spend time.
I hate this game!
- So why you playing?
Because it's a nice way to spend time.
№ 64597   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:33
- What happened? Were you attacked by bandits?
- No, Charles, you did it yesterday. You were drunk and angry.
- Okay. I was starting to worry.
№ 64593   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:33
When attacked by terrorists, I called my sister. She said she could not bear such a drama, drinking morning coffee, and hung up.
№ 64583   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:32
It's a Sunny day, but still want to call the police about the corpse we found.
But damn, as you want.
№ 64582   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:32
In science, there is magic in each plastic jar of tranquilizer have an Apple for my sleeping beauty.
№ 64581   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:32
[ Reflections of a cat ]
Go on, get some guy to live with us. I think it will clean your hair while you sleep? I think he will love you like I do?
№ 64579   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:32
Send me dirty photos which my name is written on you with a Sharpie. I'm going crazy from thinking about your tearful eyes. Am I wrong to miss you.
№ 64578   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:32
I woke up shivering from a nightmare in which she dies in the desert. And you hugged me and said "I'm here" I comforted.
№ 64577   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:32
A nuclear war means that there will be morning traffic, not bills in the mail, I can stay in bed with you all day.
№ 64573   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:32
The middle of the night I smell coffee and have time to go downstairs to the kitchen, smiling, before remembering that you died.
№ 64572   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:32
As a child, I killed animals. Not for kicks, but because they seemed so sad, and I didn't know what else to do.
№ 64571   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:32