Movie: Moscow does not believe in tears. Page 2
- Was a Roman Emperor Diocletian, by the way a very good Emperor, and so, so to speak, at the apex of his Empire, he abdicated and retired to his village, and when Rome came to ask him to return to power, he said, "If only you saw what I grew cabbage, you'd stop asking me.".
- And never returned?
- No. So don't all want to be leaders. Although, in fairness, I must say that it seems that it is almost the only case in world history.
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MegaMozg 27-05-2018 / 01:02
It is not necessary, Sergei... Well you all the same, someone to hug! For me, this is very serious!
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MegaMozg 24-06-2017 / 13:09
- You said that if the wife salary is more is not family. Well, how do you expect her to tell you!
- You don't fuck with brains: she lied to me!
- No, this is a misunderstanding!
- No, its principled position, okay?
- Not-e-et, this is a misunderstanding!
- No! It is found that for her the person's social status is higher than his... my personal status!
- Translate...
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MegaMozg 24-06-2017 / 13:06
- What in the world?
- There is no stability. The terrorists have once again hijacked the plane.
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MegaMozg 24-06-2017 / 13:03
- I had to anyone else she met.
Why?
After three months Antonina here to give birth, still think I have a harem.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 12:20
Oh, you, Katka, happy!.. What you said: "In our age falling in love is impossible, because there is in man all the flaws I see." Logs any there we read!
Yet he has no flaws! He is the best person in the world!
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:42
To protect and make decisions - it's men's duty. This is normal.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:42
- Put me in the older group, where all the women are grandmothers!
- Well, listen, You, sorry, also not a boy.
The boy is not a boy, but old people also sign up not going.
- I'll put You in the second group. There are from thirty-five to fifty.
And younger not?
- Yes You that! There girls 28-year-old, and You, sorry, and rheumatism. You to dance you can't, then complain to you.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:42
And Rudy said that in the West all the festive events in the restaurant celebrate.
- Are they completely gone mad. And correctly in the papers "their morals". Well, except in the restaurant, tasty feed?
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:41
- Only one condition. We are daughters of Professor Tikhomirov. I'm the eldest, you're the youngest. I am in the medical, specializies in psychiatry. You in your chemical engineering.
Why is that?
- Do you know how I know about life, men prefer women in the intellectual professions.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:41
- Do not worry you, Catherine.
- I'm not upset.
- Do not worry... Two points, it is necessary, two points!
- I still do.
- And who can argue? In institutions to which years to take? To thirty five? You have a lot of attempts.
Quote Explanation: Katerina was not able to go to College.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:41
Person give two circumstances: if he puts wrong accents in words <...> and asks stupid questions.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:41
- He .. STI... What is it with you?
And it's you I drove into the paint.
- I'm sorry.
- Where are you?
- From... blame!
Quote Explanation: On the face of Lyudmila mask of strawberries.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:41
Evil must be and will be punished!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 10:47
Suggest to friends houses!
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