Movie: Welcome, or no trespassing



I told him: "Where to put something?!" And he: "Wait for you!" I told him: "Where to put it?!" And he: "Wait for you!" < ... > No, I will finalize the change, and then I will put the question - either I or he.
I told him: Where to put something?! And he: Wait for...
№ 425153   Added MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 13:33
Minus one hundred grams. This is what the Babylonians on the head lead to.
Minus one hundred grams. This is what the Babylonians on...
№ 425148   Added MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 13:15
Quiet hour ... - for everyone except us.
Quiet hour ... - for everyone except us.
№ 425147   Added MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 13:12
Such an uncle's niece, and you arrange Babylon on your head!
Such an uncles niece, and you arrange Babylon on your head!
№ 425146   Added MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 13:09
You, most importantly, lean on liquid. There is power in the liquid!
You, most importantly, lean on liquid. There is power in...
№ 425144   Added MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 13:03
On the day of his arrival, he fenced with sticks, and after him everyone began to fence. Even the girls.
On the day of his arrival, he fenced with sticks, and after...
№ 425143   Added MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 12:57
This song, comrade Mitrofanov, Gagarin sang in space.
This song, comrade Mitrofanov, Gagarin sang in space.
№ 425140   Added MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 12:48
If I were a woman, I would be a Union swimming champion.
If I were a woman, I would be a Union swimming champion.
№ 425139   Added MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 12:45
You me breath away!
№ 397410   Added Viker 07-06-2020 / 14:37
Today is passing, tomorrow is gambling... a Distraction from creative work! Obviously I am talking about?
№ 346432   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 16:18
In winter these costumes on the tree during the summer at camp. To see them no more.
― I can't - don't look!
― No, seriously. Do the guys themselves can't make their own costumes? Glue, Wallpaper, tissue paper. All.
The pride must have! That we, the poorer others? In tissue paper children can wrap?
№ 294119   Added MegaMozg 15-07-2017 / 16:01
- What are you reading?
- Chekhov.
Why?
- Funny.
- Laugh a lot. Would you rather the magazine "Counselor" to read.
№ 294113   Added MegaMozg 15-07-2017 / 16:01
Well, as a person, you can explain that, for example, children need to love?
Quote Explanation: about comrade Dynin
№ 218869   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 23:03
Those who can't swim and not sink, and sink are quite different.
№ 30157   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:55
Every day - 100 grams, not a day - 100 grams. And then 150!
№ 17853   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:51