Movie: Welcome, or no trespassing
I told him: "Where to put something?!" And he: "Wait for you!" I told him: "Where to put it?!" And he: "Wait for you!" < ... > No, I will finalize the change, and then I will put the question - either I or he.
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MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 13:33
Minus one hundred grams. This is what the Babylonians on the head lead to.
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MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 13:15
Quiet hour ... - for everyone except us.
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MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 13:12
Such an uncle's niece, and you arrange Babylon on your head!
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MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 13:09
You, most importantly, lean on liquid. There is power in the liquid!
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MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 13:03
On the day of his arrival, he fenced with sticks, and after him everyone began to fence. Even the girls.
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MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 12:57
This song, comrade Mitrofanov, Gagarin sang in space.
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MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 12:48
If I were a woman, I would be a Union swimming champion.
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MegaMozg 08-08-2021 / 12:45
You me breath away!
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Viker 07-06-2020 / 14:37
Today is passing, tomorrow is gambling... a Distraction from creative work! Obviously I am talking about?
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MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 16:18
In winter these costumes on the tree during the summer at camp. To see them no more.
― I can't - don't look!
― No, seriously. Do the guys themselves can't make their own costumes? Glue, Wallpaper, tissue paper. All.
The pride must have! That we, the poorer others? In tissue paper children can wrap?
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MegaMozg 15-07-2017 / 16:01
- What are you reading?
- Chekhov.
Why?
- Funny.
- Laugh a lot. Would you rather the magazine "Counselor" to read.
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MegaMozg 15-07-2017 / 16:01
Well, as a person, you can explain that, for example, children need to love?
Quote Explanation: about comrade Dynin
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 23:03
Those who can't swim and not sink, and sink are quite different.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:55
Every day - 100 grams, not a day - 100 grams. And then 150!
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:51