Movie: Mary Poppins, goodbye!
Look at this monster! I'm not talking about his pedigree: half poodle, half Airedale! And both halves are worse.
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MegaMozg 20-07-2022 / 18:21
But... we are not able to pay a lot.
I hope you will be able to offer me a Cup of tea?
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MegaMozg 20-04-2019 / 08:59
Sneakers to prom? Outrageous!
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MegaMozg 20-04-2019 / 08:58
Is it for the friendship it is necessary to know the pedigree?
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MegaMozg 20-04-2019 / 08:57
I envy you: you can read all you want.
Sometimes I want to give all the books for the opportunity to speak with someone heart to heart.
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MegaMozg 20-04-2019 / 08:56
And most importantly, no problems. There's a lot pollution, here... here there is no environment. No environment, no pollution. There are fires, floods, tsunamis, we are a complete fire-, water-, tsunami-proof. They've got an energy crisis, and we have absolute autonomy! Where is the crisis? Where is the crisis? Where? When I see through the periscope of a tax inspector, I lay low and turn on the TV! Watching on TV only curriculum.
Quote Explanation: The original version of the quotation: "And most importantly, no problems. Upstairs there is continuous pollution, and there is no contamination! Up there, fires and floods, and here the fire - and water-resistant. There is an energy crisis, and here, no crisis! Tax inspectors I see in the periscope a mile away and immediately go underground. And on TV I look only the curriculum". But Zinovy Hertz so played in improvisation with sarcasm, so leave that option.
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MegaMozg 07-05-2018 / 01:10
- And you what sport do you prefer?
- A Bicycle.
And I still bays on hokke.
Quote Explanation: Admiral Boom, not versed in land sports
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MegaMozg 07-05-2018 / 01:09
Attention! I'm out.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:40
- When we decided to get married, you said ..."Or the house - a full bowl or two pretty kids!"
Don't you agree?
- Now we have a house and two pretty children. What do you still lack? What are you forever chasing?
Well... All for anything to chase. This is the life, isn't it?
- Maybe - all wrong live?
- All can't live properly.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:40
- Dad, you promised to tell us what to make money!
- Better to let the mother tell you where they disappear.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:40
I'm broke... Bankrupt... You know what that means?
- Course you do. You're bankrupt.
- No, you understand nothing! This means that all the neighbors will say that I'm broke! This means that all the Newspapers write that I am bankrupt!
Oh, finally, about you write in the Newspapers.
And you're still kidding? Oh, the heartless... Oh, cruel world... Oh, my sick heart...
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:28
Childhood dreams wonderful country
People of old age need.
Just a pity that we, when we grow up,
Seldom dream those dream.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:48
Oh, what bliss to know that I am perfection, know that I'm ideal.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:51
Ballroom dancing, like all the others, are danced in pairs, i.e. two of us, otherwise they make no sense. Loneliness dances in the harmful effect on the Outlook.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:37
He comes, he will be kind, affectionate... the winds of change.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:33
