Movie: Analyze this (Analyze This)



I'm a simpleton.
- Yes, you're nerds.
- Do not be rude.
- But you said it yourself!
- When you say it, it sounds insulting.
№ 215133   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 17:06
- Don't give me anything anymore [...] It is a question of ethics.
- A question of ethics? If the gift is from the heart, to the worse?
№ 174959   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:53
- I was thrown into the aquarium Floor. To the shark.
- This is so you understand...
- What are you a scary guy? Believe me, I know.
That's not in the mood?
- Happens to me when I go for Breakfast to the shark!
№ 174957   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:53
- Do you think whales pee in the water?
- No, they go to the toilet in McDonalds!
№ 174956   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:53
- You flew over 2500 miles, you dragged me out of bed just because of a weak erection?!
Is important to me!
There are pills...
- No, no, I will not go! It's a trap: you start with the wheels, then sit on the needle... Either legitimately hard, or not at all!!!
№ 95195   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:27
He is a good specialist?
- Oh, Yes! He has a business card.
№ 87562   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:31
- Maybe you have an Oedipus complex.
- Talk sense.
- Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his own mother.
- Damn Greeks.
№ 87560   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:31
- You probably don't often hear the word "no"?
- Why? Often. Only it usually sounds like this: "no, No, please, don't!"
№ 42098   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:40
- Why you were with a girlfriend and not a wife?
- What are you doing? She then these lips kiss my children!
№ 42097   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:40
I can't believe that we have Steve's past. Maybe he will come around?
Steve has a restraining order you to approach it closer than 10 meters. It's usually not a good sign.
№ 25192   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:00
- Times are changing. And we also have to change with the times.
- Can we still have the page open in the fucking Internet?
№ 25190   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:00
Get the dictionary and look what "catharsis". If that's what he wants us to soak, I want to know what it is.
№ 25188   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:00