KVN team: Pyatigorsk

Hop-Hey-La-La-lay, all, my boy, you are a Jew!

Experienced biology teacher so clearly explains about pistils and stamens that at recess the whole class around the corner nervously Smoking.

- I'm a maniac, I'm watching you.
Is you, maniac, watching me? Sucks you're watching me, I would tell you me as is... launched.

Every Russian woman is a mystery that will never solve: what motivates us is unclear - whether stupidity or kindness.

- Are you not afraid of me?
- Listen to me, I in Makhachkala 3 years of pork traded, I don't fear!

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. On the website Classmates student in all the photos his teacher put two.

- Hey beautiful! As played Spartak?
- Lost!
- Ugh, the bet is not played.
Why is it so? You're a fortune teller!
- So here is our play, there's hell to guess.

Olya, Yes, the normal theme.
Of course, Katechka, you speak well, you any topic is suitable. That would be the theme of greetings - a nonentity, and here Katya!
Olga Alexander is already evil.
- Heard, Alexander, Katka says here that you are not in the subject stand.

- Do you have a conscience? You for 20 years was not, I spent two years without sex!

My mother told me that you idiot... And your mother said.

With the help of the Hoop and the bald boy, smart astronomy teacher showed the children of Saturn.