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- I was taught in school that...
- Shit you were taught in school, shut up!
№ 6076   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:32
There's no time like between the lies and expose him...
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It's not a drug, it Is... Supermarketi! Habituation - zero harm - zero. On the contrary, we have vitamins available.
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My name is BO. I have a plate in the bushes near Vyborg.
№ 6045   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:31
And Yes, saw like, you know that this is utter cool.
№ 6044   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:31
- Well, what's the moral, piggy?..
And morality, Masyanya, that beer to us does not come by itself!
- Oh, no... it is not me!..
- Come on, come on... I know the magic word, AGOOOOOOO!..
№ 6000   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:28
I'll tell you a story. It's called "Ugly clam". There once was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
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The Internet is a great place to meet people who in real life would cause you disgust.
№ 5914   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:23
I wanted to play with Quinn in "Shallow grave", but she was afraid that the earth will ruin her hair.
№ 5912   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:23
I'm not very good at public speaking. Or in the words at all. Or, if you think about it, in public. And I'm not good at lying. So I will only say that in my experience, high school sucks. If I had to go through all this again, I would have in high school would go to all the extra classes and courses to eighth-grade to go on to College. Anyway, giving you a constant fact that high school sucks, I'd like to add that if you happen to have a good friend and a family that takes care of you, it shouldn't be so bad. Overall, my advice is to have faith in what you believe, until then or at least when the experience does not prove otherwise. And remember: when the king looks naked then he is naked. Truth and lies is not the same thing. And there is not one case of time or moment in life that can't be improved with pizza. Thank you.
№ 5911   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:23
Damn, the weather is colder than witch's tit! Need to stay warm!
№ 5844   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:20
Damn Troll got knocked out all high-speed lines. Ten minutes before the Boobs get!
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- WE HAND YOU PAGLIEI!!!
- In order to shake hands, right hands!
№ 5635   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:10
- You in truth I was scared.
- Of course I was scared.
- So you love me.
№ 5576   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:07
- What are your documents?
- Whiskers, paws and tail - here my documents!
№ 5481   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:03