Author of quotes: Marcel Achard

The one who says something to the woman while maintaining the strictest of secrecy, is a plain sadist.

The strength of woman lies not in what she says, and how many times she says it.

If women dressed only for one man, it would have continued for so long.

All women are young, but some younger than others.

Alas, to be dead, you have first to die.

The auditorium begins to laugh as soon as I start to laugh a few spectators. The difficulty is to amuse those few.

He looked at me as the waiter served the soup, which he ordered.

If my father had been bolder, I would have been three years older.

How nice would be women, if they so persistently aspired to be happy!

To be happy in love, no need to be blind; it is sufficient from time to time to close my eyes.

People are divided into two halves: those in prison and those who should be in prison.

The man is jealous of its predecessors, the woman - to those who will come after her.

Probably the most important things in life - good bed and comfortable shoes. After all, we spend all life either in bed or in shoes.

With love, the situation is the same as with oil. A little cold and it stays fresh longer.