Author of quotes: Karl Kraus

"The seducer", proud of the fact that reveals the woman mysteries of love, similar to a foreigner who is at the station and taken to show the local tour guide all city attractions.

War is first the hope that we will be fine; then the expectation that they will be worse; then the satisfaction that they are not better than us; and finally - an unexpected discovery that is bad for us and them.

No oil, roads, vegetables,
potatoes for hours on end look,
eggs stomach nedovodina.
Not by bread alone - and what we eat?
Electricity should be protected.
Oven without wood, but in the tap - flowing.
Due to ongoing shortages
need supply. What? Patience.
Smoking is prohibited Vice.
Soap - city one piece;
there is a suspicion that Pilate
soap being taken to the Palace to pull.
There are shoes, but without laces,
decaf coffee, burgers - not from cows.
Paper to spare, and it's sealed.
Nothing can be printed.
The state system of the mighty.
Stinky wax.
Is victorious offensive,
therefore, emigration is a crime.
Everything is clear without words.
Especially because of the words put.
The more that we respect.
We are armed to the teeth.

Doctors easily define insanity: once they put the patient in a mental hospital, he immediately shows symptoms of violent agitation.

Translate a work from one language to another is to skin him, to move across the border and there to dress up in national costume.

Innocence - ideal for those who love to deflower.

The immorality of men triumphs over the amorality of women.

Some women are not beautiful but only look that way.

The empty head is a lot of knowledge.

God, forgive them, for they know what they are doing.

Jealousy is a dog bark, which lures the thief.

There is no more unfortunate being than a fetishist who yearns for a female Shoe, and is forced to deal with the whole woman.

Of the state, the persons about whom nothing is known except that they are not allowed to insult.

Other writers are just twenty pages could Express what I sometimes need two string.