Author of quotes: Woody Allen Allen Stewart Konigsberg

The love between a woman and a woman is my favorite option.

Fasting is a big mistake. Especially on an empty stomach.

Eternal Nothingness is a nice thing, you only need to have time to dress accordingly.

The universe is just an idea flashed in the mind of God - a very unpleasant thought, especially if you just made a down payment on a house bought in installments.

Wealth is different from poverty only from a financial point of view.

How can I believe in God when just last week I curled the tongue in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Broker - the person who throws your money out of shares in share until they disappear.

Evil stems not from the devil - it is rooted in banality. The evil is that the world is indifferent. You're walking down the street, I see homeless people, starving people - and you don't care. In a sense, you become a bearer of evil. From my point of view, indifference is equivalent to evil.

Compromise in itself is a very unpleasant pill to swallow, and not everyone is ready to swallow it.

I hate reality. But the reality, unfortunately, is the only place where for lunch give a good portion of steak.

Decency and honesty - too expensive gifts. And they should not expect from cheap people.

The only difference between tragedy and Comedy is that in Comedy, people find a way to cope with tragedy. Of course, the humor may not be the answer to all of life's problems, but it serves as something of a band-aid. It's certainly better than all the time to go broken.

The only thing I regret in life is that I wasn't born someone else.

Any man is composed of soul and body. The soul chooses the higher things - like poetry and philosophy, and the body wants fun. I like the second.