Author of quotes: Frank Zappa

Two elements that are common in the Universe - hydrogen and stupidity.

You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
You can't be a real country if you don't have your beer and your airline. Could help a little bit the existence of some football teams, or nuclear weapons, but even in this case, at least you should have your BEER.

All good music has long been written. Guys in wigs, and other gadgets.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Most rock journalism is people who can't write who interview those who can not speak for those who can't read.

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
If your life is boring and dull because you listened to how to live from mother, father, teacher, priest or some pretzels in the box - way to do it!

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.