Author of quotes: Andrey Ulanov. Page 2
After all, habit is not to keep silent when others swallow the languages... It is expensive, but is more expensive.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:24
Starved over the weekend, cops on the ring was stuck loads, but veiled VW looked so pathetic that none of the policeman on his stick raised. Although they had no reason: so neat I have not driven a car even on the exam in the SAI. For which he was rewarded with obscene bibikhanim overtaking us machines. When the drivers were noticed driving the blonde, irritation on their faces gave way to genuine sympathy - and to the Sleigh.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:24
- Shock troops of Geniocracy, SWAT nervously smokes on the sidelines...
- ... wondering what we were Smoking - echoed Helen.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:24
- A better cruiser take.
- What? - I was taken aback. - Ah! Fool, those shoes are called pumps.
Pumps is thirty-five and less. And you have the real destroyers... like "early Burke".
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:24
While a modern woman would face with an angry man, she doesn't even know how he's stronger than her.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:24
Ah... that would be so good to make that all was bad?!
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:24
If from the curses so easily have died, we would be after each session, the faculty updated!
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:24
These men for one thing only! Women, however, also...
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:24
Faith in the gods has four stages: the gods of the Almighty gods are strong and mighty... <...> the Third of the gods you can win, the fourth - is IT the gods?
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:22
Men nature is not resting, not screwed up...
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:22
With due diligence, even a man can make of man.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:22
Want to blow some business - charge it to the man!
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:22
If women were twice as smart as men, humanity would long ago have become extinct.
Fortunately, we're smarter than five times.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:22
Think I'm starting to guess when you're joking, captain! I think another five years, and I'll even start over your jokes laugh.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:03
The clash of light-duty vehicles usually begins with someone's first or intuitive due to the better reaction - rockets, followed by a volley of the enemy, and both teams start praying to all known gods Holy and just "octopus" (the latter smacks of paganism, but as they say, under the missile sight, even among robots there are no atheists).
Quote Explanation: "Octopus", according to the author called missile defense system of the starship.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:03