Author of quotes: Andrey Ulanov. Page 3
- Find your szczurek, the ship he has nowhere to go! He even looks like? Will warn you guys, let looking.
The gray, the bald spots, - thankfully frequent Pauline. - The ears are large and hairless, legs, curves, eyes red, slanted, and between underdeveloped third - heat sensitive. Only tell me that they Mosu hands was not enough! He bites. And scratched. And all the wild, so to call it, frankly, useless.
- Why do you need this? - amazed captain.
- Well why?! - rounded eyes, the lab - He's friendly!
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:52
- Such a stupid death just can't be, right?!
Stupid death? slowly repeated the captain. - What is the smart death?
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:52
- In General synthesized food and don't have to be tasty - tried to comfort his partner. Is a reserve for the rainy day, only to not die of hunger.
- Yeah, and die on the toilet!
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 11:00
- Here it is - a temple of science where we are moving it for the good of mankind!
- Well, wiggle-wiggle and put the...
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 19:19
... We are with you going forward,
We've been waiting for this meeting...
Not learned - and passed.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 10:44
In fact, to be void well. When you have no one to call, you do not need anyone but you and the rest of the world to spit from the top of Chomolungma.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 19:54
Smart people should always remember that you are surrounded by idiots, and take appropriate action.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:09
And actually, I have PMS now, you can't touch me!
The chief paused, lost in posopel and insecure (seen, heard something from the wife) asked:
- It's like?
- Lousy Mujeranalitica Condition!
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 01:17
- It is good that you think. I mean, thinking generally useful process. They say that even the blood circulation is promoted.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:31
The crew - she's like the girl! First, rubbed into the trust, and then sit on the neck.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:31
Artificial intelligence. Becoming more and more popular because of natural extinction.
Quote Explanation: Note to reduce the "iSkin"
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:31
- We are used to sit on the rocks...
- We are not broke. We drowned!
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:31
- Look, my head already half gray!
- Half - even blonde!
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:50
Sit with me -
just like that, without vulgar...
In the darkness behind
twisted shadows of the past.
(...)
To learn how to live
not past and future.
...Midnight. Wind noise
lapping over the roofs.
Sit down, please -
just listen to me...
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:35
In anger you are ridiculous, ugh, terrible...
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:14
