Author of quotes: Igor Lavrov (Big Russian Boss)

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- Feels more homosexuals in St. Petersburg or Moscow?
- Listen, I kind of did not hold a candle. As for homosexuals, it is not even very interesting, but shit everywhere.

- We Pimp, by the way, on the days drank wine and I bet that if Navalny is possible to engage in politics, then anyone on the channel more subscribers than him, he can go into politics even more so. I want to offer several initiatives, maybe something you will like. Here's an example - to prohibit the bobsleigh, there are men lying together and all this pissing sport. Maybe the daily dispersal of the clouds, no rainbow. Or here - car race: there let the men in a circle and in the speed English speed (speed). In towns to play - guys stick to each other throw. And the waves on the water banned, they are beating on Board. You can even prohibit the purchase of water in the villages - where you can offer from the well. I would also legislatively approved height of the slides at the playgrounds, so you can safely jump off. You can still ban the Austrian guides, they can put on Vienna. Well, in the end, I would be deported Hamayak Hakobyan, he invites the children to blow.
- All finished? I just listened and secretly pressed the record button, because there I have enough ideas for at least six months.

- Tell me, what qualities must a person have to become a Duma Deputy?
- What do I know? Found whom to ask?

YouTube watching is not the most intellectual people.

We all have setbacks, except for me.

Sometimes I say: "Boss, you're too rude!", and I say: "Go to*UY!"

Every woman has ugly fat friend to profitably look at her background.

Friends, recently there was a terrible event, Philip learned that the brightest star is Sirius, not Philip.

Dying, John D. Rockefeller whispered in my ear: "Boss, why do I need all those billions, I just wanted to be a welder in Nizhnevartovsk".

Education is necessary to exactly when you want.

There are no rules of my life. Let go of that, you know, "you need to marry now", "specialty need to choose this". I have a bunch of friends and acquaintances who have realized the futility of his ways, radically changed his life and became happy.