Author of quotes: Oleg Tishenkov. Page 1
To be happy easy! You just have to know what you need to do, and you strongly want it.
- Wait-wait! You're talking about? About "wanting to be happy" or "be happy"? This is two completely different happiness.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 12:11
- I feel like shit then?!
- Stop whining! You have to repeat!
- I am not repeating myself! Me times it does not.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 12:11
- Want to become mist and disappear! That was nothing...
Well... I don't know... chances are that everything will also become mist and dissolve after thee.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 12:11
Things change... You change... the Real so quickly turns into the past, you do not have time to understand it.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 12:11
- Damn it! How time flies!
And today we have what?
- Fri.
This? Or the next?
- What's the difference?
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 12:11
I love you, cat, for what you live in your world unattainable on their mysterious rules and your world is so wants to touch.
And you know what I hate you? For the same.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:22
I know that things are so arranged that you only see what you want to see.
- And where does the shit they don't want to see?
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:22
- Cat, have you ever flown in a dream?
- No. But to me in a dream very much like to walk on its hind legs.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:57
- Sleep?
- No.
- And then his eyes closed?
- Fighting against external imperfections of reality.
- Does it work?
- No.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:57
This ***sky rain sounds like... total loneliness.
- Yes? And it reminds me of the sound when all programs in the TV end.
- I'm about the same. And yet, when... strong hands over his ears closed.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:53
The fact that I can hang out from pointless classes, - not a sign of stupidity.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:43
Well world, for example, if the particles, that all this is correct, normal, and when all together - well, life, for example - all kind of ass!
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:43
I live to make your shitty life became my background at least some sense.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:43
- .. how to treat Allergy to reality?
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:18
Some other shit happens... I don't Have any normal reason to love this shitty world. But he still somehow like it.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:17
