Author of quotes: Yuri Polyakov. Page 1

... to change habits and affections of almost the age of forty, ridiculous.

Men lie that they want understanding. In fact, they just want women to look inside the mouth...

- Who was your husband?
- I don't know...
- In what sense?
- Live. I married a wonderful guy... Classmate. Smart, funny, strong. Any drinking, any parachutist anyone in the face if need be... And he had nothing to do with the creature, which then settled on my sofa in front of the TV... Kostya, maybe the men are married hatch just as the insects?

- That's it! Did you notice that the luxury of women - men are usually redneck redneck? Why? But because when a normal guy sees a nice girl how he feels?
What? - I asked.
- He has not-re-Shi-tel-ness! And suddenly I'm not her type? And suddenly she not think?.. And suddenly courting her, someone in a leather coat and my dad's gabardine? Exactly?
- Exactly! - I was amazed at the fidelity of his observations.
And some bloke with dirty neck, not even looking at myself in the mirror, basement and DAC stranglehold...

When the plane is pushed the wheels on the ground and ran down the runway, gradually getting rid of speed, aliens, flying with us, applauded.
- Westerners love life! - said the Correspondent.
- And we? - asked Alla Branch.
- We love fight for life!

No, if life is never really not tempted you can not be proud of their purity of conscience...

Abroad I was always amazed by two things - loudly said Correspondent. All, even children, are fluent in a foreign language, and all drive foreign cars.

"It is necessary to finish!" - mentally he repeated to himself, on the way to the Bank, knowing that nothing is impossible to finish. It's only the beginning. And does he ever just torn between these two women in half. And each one of them will hurl in disgust, she inherited half...

Sending his son to summer camp, strict Lyudmila Konstantinovna, except for statutory short pants, gave him a still satin sarafanchike. The catastrophism of the situation became clear on the first line. It turned out, all the boys in the squad are dressed in "but", recently entered the fashion and only just mastered the domestic apparel industry. In their samovarchik little Shoes reminded bandura, embarked in the cowboy system. The boys hemmed, girls sprinkle, glancing at Bashmakova. A thin big-eyed girl with a haircut "Gavroche", any Oleg still in the bus looked at him as though he had just looked at my tortured and ate an innocent kitty. All night little Boots awake, cherishing the bitter plans of escape. Life in the harem seemed cruel and senseless. <...> The parents ended, realizing the enormity of what happened, and start to argue who of the two of them came up with the sadistic idea to equip a son at summer camp these monstrous pants, which never would wear even Taras Bulba...

- Mom, he's a goat!
- Then why are you with a goat on the full program was occupancies?
- Yes, that's the point! Until a guy in full not occupancies not understand - he-goat or no goat!
- No... We were!
- What is it? Do you think, to understand, goat or no goat, you have a lifetime with him to live, to give birth to children and before death to say: "Correctly warned me - goat was!"?
- I don't know... a woman needs to be pride, or at least some flair for the goats.

- You are childhood friends, right? - she asked, delicately chewing a piece.
- We are brothers - said Slauson.
- It does not.
Just Bashmakova baptized, and I just in case cut. And we parted ways...

Then Kate left to clean up the kitchen, and they moved to the aquarium.
Wow! - admired Barca. - That's right. Nerves should be calm. Chronic fatigue is a disease of the century. A gentleman takes his gold card in his mouth and with Empire building - jump down - and all!

What is youth? Youth is a pure, white, vibrant teeth. What is old age? Okay, not old, but let's predstanet? This is when you, before you merge with the beloved in a kiss, cautiously examine the language of the staleness of his mouth and secretly issuesi mint. Lord, shaking Adam and eve from Paradise, certainly called after him among other things: "And your teeth will decay from decay, the fruits eaten by the worm!" It is only in the Bible do not fall...

Ties is a biography of men, embodied a special form of nodular letter...