Author of quotes: Sergei Dorenko

I grew up in the aviation garrisons, and journalism, for me, the news cycle - as pilots. All the rest in the bucket.

A President makes the nation, but to whisper to the people - that is our task.

News on TV should be transmitted every half hour. Why the toilets in McDonald's are washed every 30 minutes, and brain washed Imbeciles less toilets?

The people who invented the chandelier Chizhevskogo, has developed a laser specifically for Luzhkov. He allocated the room opposite my office, and from there they irradiated me.

I was in Rome, this 666-th kilometer of the highway, coming to Volgograd. There are girls with a belt instead of a skirt, from under him sticking out labia, heels, Mama do not cry. And they drink a lot, and then sing "Black crow". And for the girl, pickled and dressed like a prostitute, I'm ready to die. Because it is the truth.

Russia is strong by the weakness, ignorance, lack of good roads.

Russia is Horde and Byzantium at the same time.

The ideal policy - shitting cat. Cat people will understand me. He has such a face, as if he were a Senator or a President, and that look, those eyes - that is necessary for a politician. But it is for a politician-man. A female politician should do the face during a Blowjob.

Life is completely meaningless crap just for fun.

There will be a "crisis" in the morning when we all Wake up and measure of value would a chicken egg and can of corned beef. And the jacket... it is Necessary to begin quietly to myself to say: it will be quite an ass. And then happily discover: look, yesterday was one biscuit, and today two.

I'm in the house 18 hens and 3 rooster. Sissy idiots, and chickens - well done. Three cock, 18 chickens, I think the answer is obvious: six women at his brother. Would any of us did, but the roosters do in accordance with modern management concepts. The main walks and crows from four in the morning that he is the master. Next to it goes the envious, he is jealous of supernaturally. So, while these two know, three... trample all 18 chickens. Quietly, silently. Here it is, the modern model of management of the world's corporations...

All want prosperity, but nobody wants to be responsible to society. Civil society - primarily equality before the law, and not skotobaza. And citizens, then we have just not. There are people in the middle class who are trying in the wild not to be cattle.

The main lesson of repression in Russia that repression is possible, we sado-Maso friends with a lot of potential hatred.

Russian style - suicidal reckless, self-destructive idiocy. For suicidal idiots the punishment is not terrible. And how can you make suicidal idiots to respect the lives of others when they are their lives not valued?