Author of quotes: Nicholas Cartosia. Page 1

How did we guess that the pastry chef would become the hero of the new times? But because life is not a box of chocolates, my good reader. And even licking the Cockerel is prohibited by the LGBT law. For dessert - only Sugar Kremlin.

Business gypsies are unemployed people who give advice to other unemployed people on how to become hard-working.

He looks like the Nutcracker. Nutcracker scarlet.

He is King Midas in reverse: whatever he touches, he turns everything into shit.

During my Soviet childhood, Grandfather Lenin addressed me with motivational speeches. Almost every house in the center had a sign: “Vladimir Ilyich Lenin spoke here.” He performed here and performed there. Stand-up ***v!

I'm ninety. In the 90s there was little choice: either become a bandit or become a journalist. It was later that these two professions merged.

There were glorious times when people lived only by robbery and robbery. And today we have to conduct business training.

I'm ninety. The 90s were wonderful because they opened up endless prospects. Thousands of sunny roads seemed to spread out in front of you without a single barrier. Of course, then you could leave the house and not return. But today those bulls who controlled the tents at the subway control sugar and liver enzymes.

Pavel Durov lives in the emirate of Dubai. And we are in a caliphate of sadness.

Enlightened jock or trained Buddha? What if Pavel Durov is a Russian intelligence officer? And secret chats in Telegram were invented so that the comrade major does not read everything in a row, but immediately moves on to the most important thing under lock and key.

Look at recent photos of Pavel Durov. Who is this remote IT specialist?

I know these speech courses on Instagram: *** was taken out of the mouth, but the rhizomes remained.

Now you can often hear: “people are the new oil.” But excuse me, oil is the remains of animals that once lived on earth. There is no need to bury your audience.

It is important to be on the same wavelength with your subscribers. That is, always be dissatisfied. Taxes are stifling. The kickbacks are huge. It's a *** winter, I wish it was a *** summer.