Author of quotes: Nikita Bogoslovsky

Acne is the pus that was about to become a snake, but halfway confused.

Exhausting to live that long without a break.

Of the hero who in the film says: "Oh, Mary! And we begin to live with you after the war!" later necessarily kill.

He was lucky at cards more often than a respectable human being.

If the hero of the story name is "DOE" or "Tuckin" - so it sucks bad.

In Japan, the festival took place on the Sino-Russian friendship. Both countries are at war.

A white shirt should be worn two times. Then she is grey, and its a long time you can wear.

The most popular phrase in our press: "...remains tense" and "... managed to escape"

About drunks and revelers in the obituaries usually write: "the Deceased was a great lover of life".

The most concise review of the show I heard many years ago, when a member of the audience after the play "the cook" said: "Oh, I wish I had bought halva".