Author of quotes: Danny Wallace

- It says here that in one kebab two thousand calories!
- Anyway, they have their uses.
- Some of them can be use?
They will settle as fat in your abdomen, and you will be better prepared for the Apocalypse, when he finally breaks out. We will be able to hold out longer than the others. The thick belly will inherit the Earth.

No matter how a person looks on the pictures. Matter, only what he represents outside of it.

You can talk about love all they want, but hardly impossible to say about it and a few good words.

Better be pleasantly surprised when something good than trying to bring the good things and to fail.

Maybe it's just a moment of weakness. I'm sure that whatever you wanted, in the end we all have to have cats to not feel alone.
And I can't stand cats.

Like I'm a grown man, walking trousers - not pants.

The most happy are those who understand that good things will happen to them when they allow that to happen.

The possibility is always there. If not, then you just don't use them.

I got out of the car and slammed the door.
- I wouldn't have to Park here, mate, ' said the janitor. - Everywhere road patrols go.
Yeah, right now! Fled! Will not allow anyone to stand in my way. Not in the mood I am today.
I again opened the car, reached into the glove compartment, took out the card and stuck it on the windshield: "the priest in the performance of official duties"
Go to hell.

And then I did what every man goes slowly uvazhayushiy in debt. Brushed all the bills in the drawer and went for a walk.

The garlic press love will not return.

However, leafing through the diary, I understand that and forget there is nothing, or rather, nothing to remember.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice a foot to save the whole foot.

Although, perhaps, regret that you did something and regret what you did, it's two different kinds of regret. And the difference between them is ... sadness.