Author of quotes: Roald Dahl. Page 2

Still, parents are strange people. Even if their child is the most disgusting creature in the world, they still claim that it is the best. Moreover, some moms and dads are so blinded by adoration that manage to convince themselves that their son is borderline genius. Well, there's nothing wrong - that's human nature. But when these parents begin to paint us a brilliant of her beloved Chad, really want to shout: "Bring a bowl, and then throw up!"

No one ever got rich by honest means, - said the father. - By the way, customers and for there to be cheated.

If they'd read at least one book by Dickens or Kipling they would understand that life is more than a fraud or stupid sitting in front of a TV.

- I'm afraid men are not always as smart as they themselves think.

Many speculated that the cake is stuffed peppers, or add castor oil, or put some other kind of stuff which this poor guy will turn inside out. Some believed that the cake is hidden a bomb that will explode as soon as Bruce cut him. No one at the school doubted that Trunchbull and is not capable of.

Mr and Mrs wormwood are eagerly waiting for the moment when with a light heart can be rid of his daughter, and it is preferable that it is in the neighbouring County, and even better - somewhere else.

It is terrible when parents treat their children like those of a sore spot, from which some trouble, but much worse for such parents of unusual child, endowed with a nature and brilliant mind and sensitive soul.

- Dad, - she said to father, ' you can buy me a book?
- Book? - he was surprised. What is this?
- To read, daddy.
- You want the TV a little? We have a nice telly with a twelve-inch screen, and you need a book, you see, needed! Are you nuts?

The most important thing is to look closely at the world around you: amazing secrets are hidden where you least expect them.

The one who doesn't believe in magic never find it.

Women are unfathomable as the ocean. As long as you don't drop lot, don't know what you have under the keel - depth or shallow.

- My dear, - said grandma. - You didn't regret that until the end of the days you have to stay a mouse?
- No, I don't care - I replied. - What's the difference, how you look, if you love the way you are.

Bra - another major device that is supported by black strapless equally skillfully and cleverly, and a suspension bridge by means of suspended ropes.

Sometimes a man has to get close to his victim with great care, patiently waiting for the moment when you find out.