Author of quotes: Roald Dahl. Page 1
My sweetheart, - he said at last, grandma - don't you wish that the rest of your life you have to stay with the mouse?
- I don't think about it, ' I replied. - Does it matter who you are and how you look, yet you love?
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 19:35
These are the women. Nothing can make these exciting, as the manifestation in man of modesty and shyness.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 20:43
Did you know that the mouse heart beats at a speed of six hundred and fifty beats per minute?
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:21
You just can't imagine how awful it is when you fully control and suppress your identity.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:20
Yesterday he was and today he was gone.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:20
Like all small, they distrust and suspicious to those who were above their growth, and especially to high school students.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:20
Never set up a large round price., always ask for a little less. Never say "one thousand pounds", always say "nine hundred and ninety nine pounds and fifty pence". It seems that much less, but in reality it is not so.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:20
The beauty of Fiona's as cold as the beauty of the iceberg, but unlike the blocks of ice with hidden underwater part, her beauty is only a shell, with nothing behind it.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:20
- Honestly, they don't care what I do.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 21:29
Once Napoleon said, the only sensible thing to do when you are attacked is to counterattack.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 21:29
It is known that the grasshopper auditory organs are located on both sides of the abdomen. Your daughter Vanessa, judging by what she has learned in this quarter, has no hearing organs.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 21:29
Mrs. Phelps was minding my own business, as have long come to the conclusion that to deal with other people's children is only in rare cases.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 21:29
I always tell myself "If it can an ordinary handheld calculator, why can't I do the same?"
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 21:29
There are many reasons why a man returns home from work very angry, but a prudent wife is always time to notice the signs of an impending storm and leaves her husband alone until he cools off.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 21:29
And in General, parents usually overestimate the ability of their children, not Vice versa. The teacher is sometimes simply impossible to convince proud parents that their beloved offspring - complete Berk.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 21:29
