Author of quotes: Benny Hill
There are people who thirst for immortality but do not know what they would do if Sunday rain.
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MegaMozg 01-06-2019 / 12:05
If your parents never had children, you would do the same.
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MegaMozg 01-06-2019 / 12:04
Drinking and sex. That's what killed your uncle - booze and sex.
- Right. He could not get neither one nor the other, and therefore shot himself.
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MegaMozg 01-06-2019 / 12:03
If God wanted us to fly, he'd given us the tickets.
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MegaMozg 01-06-2019 / 12:02
If you meet a village girl with a straw in his mouth, she almost certainly sucks the gas.
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MegaMozg 01-06-2019 / 11:05
Judges in tennis sit high in the event that they couldn't get it.
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MegaMozg 01-06-2019 / 11:04
I don't have the guts to answer the question of whether or not I'm shy.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:17
Those who advocate birth control, they themselves have already been born.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:17
My neighbor left the bike at home, and he had three times stole a Bicycle pump. The police advised him to take the pump with you. He did so, and the same evening he stole the bike.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:17
Life is very similar to football. We all want to score the ball. Well, or just to show that we are capable of.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 13:52
The fact that no one complains, yet does not speak about good quality parachutes.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 21:24