Author of quotes: Matthew Perry

When I was in the TV series "Friends", I say, at first, for the teen Comedy I'm being too pessimistic. Then I started to talk like they did in the fifth grade. All said - this is just what you need! I pleaded, "No, let me grow up at least to the eighth grade!"

My friend Chris Murray, who also went to fifth grade in Canada, recalled that we actually beat Justin Trudeau. I think he [Trudeau] has achieved success in the sport in which we did not succeed. It was pure envy. I never bragged about it, it was horrible, I was just a dumb kid. Protection he didn't have, and who knows, maybe that fighting at school did Trudeau who he is now.

I keep having this nightmare - I'm not kidding. When I sleep, I dream of the nightmare where we're doing a sequel, but the audience still. We work over the whole season, returned to the screens, and no one to care. So if someone asked me, I would have said "no". The thing is that we finished on a very high note. We just can't do better. So, why try?

My teacher was very strict. He always told me that I will not achieve anything in life if you don't stop joking. And when I first printed on the cover of People magazine... I sent him a copy.

We were constantly harassed by comments about the size of the apartment - how could our heroes afford such housing? I have always said - it's discounted because there is no fourth wall.

And I said to my mother: "I want to quit my job, move to new York and become an actor." She said, "What?! No, Matthew! What do you know about acting?"
- And what does it say now?
"Thanks for the Mercedes".

If I could turn back time, I would try to be kinder to people.