Author of quotes: Ashot Nadaman. Page 2

The most difficult for the executioner to hang a rope on a nail.

Mole thought she was applauded.

Aphorism is the result of flirting thoughts with the word.

Aforest sits and works; a swindler's doing and sits down.

When the food - the trouble is, the rejection of the dinner - win.

Short should be three things: languages, skirts and aphorisms.

He was well learned languages. Beef.

Having seen a pig with horseradish, careful client asked: "Horseradish is a vegetable or a euphemism?"

Memory is a mysterious thing: I'm playing blind at the same time with three players easily reproduce the party twenty years ago, but I can't remember the number of your mobile phone.

The exclamation points created for slogans, questions for questionnaires, points of laws dash for the quotes, commas for lists of products that wives write their husbands.

Iron - female model of a real man: hot, stroking and drinking only water.

Tainted souls are priests or plumbers.

Can't sleep, when there snore? This is because irritated. And it is necessary mentally to say: "Oh! How beautiful you snore! Is it possible a little louder? So it puts me to sleep..." is Checked - is valid one hundred percent.

Conscience is when on the beach, looking for toilet.