snoring [Theme]

Middle of the night Sophie woke up because someone was snoring. It is not without irritation jumped up and found that snoring itself.

Because you forgot the first commandment of the studios! In the eternal tablets is written: "do Not mashrabi the lecture for snoring you'll Wake your neighbor.".

All managed to find the application, except snoring.

Nature puzzle: why the snorer can't hear himself?

V. strictly no snoring. However, it makes the nose sounds very similar to a powerful lawnmower, chasing a flock of wild geese on the tin vaulted corridor with a carpet of popcorn.

Can't sleep, when there snore? This is because irritated. And it is necessary mentally to say: "Oh! How beautiful you snore! Is it possible a little louder? So it puts me to sleep..." is Checked - is valid one hundred percent.

Yes, sir, I've considered this, and That, too, and still does not understand why people can't hear their own snoring.

That's when a cat purrs in my sleep - so say purrs! - continued to resent the Prince, absently stroking his well-fed cat. - When Ivan hums in her sleep - so say that snoring! Well, I - cat is worse?! Where is the justice?!

This night was unforgettable, especially your gentle snoring.

- Now You explain to me, D'artagnan, why do You always sleep during the day?
Yes because You sleep in the night, Porthos!
- So what?
- Yes You snore like a herd of horses!

- Oh gods, Volha when you Wake up a grown woman?
- Are you so stopping her snoring?