Author of quotes: Alexander Sapegin

Punching in the face and punching in the face for a man is almost the same thing, but with the ass, the situation is changing dramatically. Women that face, that ass do not distinguish, both try to protect.

Men do not grow up, just toys are becoming more expensive!

The king is played by a retinue, regardless of whether the king wants it or not...

Good should be done imperceptibly. Such kindness is a hundred times more valuable than that which is shouted about at every corner.

It is true that oranges will not be born from aspen.

However, there is an option that Harold still moved his mind, while maintaining his cunning and thoughtfulness, because as you know, a madman from a genius differs in that the latter was not caught red-handed.

Bayushki bayushki, not lying on the edge.
A gray top will come and bite the barrel!
And then the bear will come and grab the legs a third.
The handle will be taken out by a fox! The baby will suck out the eyes!
Worms will crawl under the nails. The lynx will launch claws into the heart.
And some red cat will gnaw at his throat in a time!
Gut horn horn will ingress bull. Moose will tear out your tongue.
A dog from the yard swallows the bone of the thigh!
The cat will lick the eye sockets. The boar will bite off the buttocks.
The liver will eat the mole. The bull will tear his hoof!
The hedgehog will drag the tongue away. The brain is leaking a worm.
The woodpecker's skull is broken. The moth is already sitting in the lungs.
The badger's heart chews. Oh, it will settle in the nose!
And cheerful flowers will sprout through your kidneys...
So there will be only a ridge from the child and the spleen.
Blood flows from the ceiling, death, of course, is not easy!

- Ten doctors worked for a week, One mind went - and there are nine of them left...
- Nine doctors worked until the autumn, Optimization came - and there are eight of them left...
- Eight doctors tried to help everyone, One said "go nah. y" - there are seven of them left...
- Seven doctors drank tea before they could eat. One went to the privateer - and there were six of them ...
- Another one broke down, said: "Yes, your mother!..", Fired from the ambulance - and there are five of them left...
- Five went to doctors... On call to the apartment, Alkash killed one - and there were four of them...
- Four young doctors in someone else's grief, But the complaint came to the "Ministry of Health" - and there were three of them ...
- One of them brought the family ends barely, But the money was not enough - there were two doctors left...
- Two doctors were always on duty on weekends, With a stroke fell, then one of them.
The last of the dozen just looked tired... Then he went hanged himself... and no one was!

From work lose weight, some even lose weight.

Self-love is the purest and most mutual love in the world.

- Echo of the clonic war, - answered the salesman pointedly, spreading his hands.

Did understand VI honored seller, but old age - no joy, and insanity - not orgasm... You, we're trying to put that lying around since the last century when you were young and active seller of air elephant the price of diamonds...

VI remind me of my impoverished youth when I learned to count. Solomon Moiseevich, seven times eight? Still his answer gave me a lot of the mind: And we sell or buy? Moishe remember this great thought a buyer should always be sure that I paid a pittance for a priceless thing, and you remember that it is priceless because it is already a penny of the overpayment. The basic principle of business - "Two fools in the market" - it must be piously observed.

That's the same fucking fortune-teller. Nepredskazuema was something there goes, the stars stand cancer, Capricorn climb the virgin, and I understand where what and how when there stuck. On you, throw it out! Went and died in full health! I know, but you think about what you want. it is here treated patient's head through my corn in the language of in all seriousness? No risk? No, I just start to like it! You definitely have the money to behave this way. I respect you, although already forgot what! Do you want from your life? Already sit and don't ask her questions... You look at the life of hip song! And all practically for free only for you. Well, still you will be buying, or should I forget you like her to bring her the freshest tuna forever?