Character: Harold Lillian Alexander Evans-Slytherin



Punching in the face and punching in the face for a man is almost the same thing, but with the ass, the situation is changing dramatically. Women that face, that ass do not distinguish, both try to protect.
№ 434007   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2022 / 01:54
The king is played by a retinue, regardless of whether the king wants it or not...
№ 416683   Added MegaMozg 13-04-2021 / 14:33
Good should be done imperceptibly. Such kindness is a hundred times more valuable than that which is shouted about at every corner.
№ 416541   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2021 / 23:18
In this world, women and men now have equal rights ... Well, where there are rights, there are responsibilities, which the local girls who actively support feminism should also remember, because one does not exist without the other.
№ 415202   Added MegaMozg 17-03-2021 / 23:15
The first rule of a warrior is not to attack first if there are no factors that force you to strike a preemptive strike. Remember, losers start wars!
№ 415199   Added MegaMozg 17-03-2021 / 23:06
I have heard about this habit of the British. Do not finish, do not drink, save every penny, and then die and leave all your considerable fortune to the Queen **.
№ 411466   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2021 / 12:18
Bayushki bayushki, not lying on the edge.
A gray top will come and bite the barrel!
And then the bear will come and grab the legs a third.
The handle will be taken out by a fox! The baby will suck out the eyes!
Worms will crawl under the nails. The lynx will launch claws into the heart.
And some red cat will gnaw at his throat in a time!
Gut horn horn will ingress bull. Moose will tear out your tongue.
A dog from the yard swallows the bone of the thigh!
The cat will lick the eye sockets. The boar will bite off the buttocks.
The liver will eat the mole. The bull will tear his hoof!
The hedgehog will drag the tongue away. The brain is leaking a worm.
The woodpecker's skull is broken. The moth is already sitting in the lungs.
The badger's heart chews. Oh, it will settle in the nose!
And cheerful flowers will sprout through your kidneys...
So there will be only a ridge from the child and the spleen.
Blood flows from the ceiling, death, of course, is not easy!
Quote Explanation: Lullaby of a maniac.
№ 409678   Added MegaMozg 18-12-2020 / 09:24
VI remind me of my impoverished youth when I learned to count. Solomon Moiseevich, seven times eight? Still his answer gave me a lot of the mind: And we sell or buy? Moishe remember this great thought a buyer should always be sure that I paid a pittance for a priceless thing, and you remember that it is priceless because it is already a penny of the overpayment. The basic principle of business - "Two fools in the market" - it must be piously observed.
№ 393468   Added MegaMozg 07-05-2020 / 07:09
That's the same fucking fortune-teller. Nepredskazuema was something there goes, the stars stand cancer, Capricorn climb the virgin, and I understand where what and how when there stuck. On you, throw it out! Went and died in full health! I know, but you think about what you want. it is here treated patient's head through my corn in the language of in all seriousness? No risk? No, I just start to like it! You definitely have the money to behave this way. I respect you, although already forgot what! Do you want from your life? Already sit and don't ask her questions... You look at the life of hip song! And all practically for free only for you. Well, still you will be buying, or should I forget you like her to bring her the freshest tuna forever?
№ 393467   Added MegaMozg 07-05-2020 / 07:06
What a pity, you forgot your bottle for pumping poison...
- Alex, why did you say that thing?
- Aristocracy is a misspelled word serpentarium.
№ 384943   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2019 / 11:10
At first I thought to build everything in Russia, but I remembered that he was the two main Russian problems. No, not "Fools and Roads" and "Drunks and Thieves". So Yes, Russian did not drink - do not tell my Slippers. They are even in the taiga manages to brew cones to cook, and if to the town will be less than one hundred kilometers away, "for a mad dog is not a hook." And yet the Russian people can't afford to go back to work empty handed - even the most useless and don't need them šajbočka from work, but will steal.
№ 384891   Added MegaMozg 21-12-2019 / 15:36
- It is necessary to have time to sit closer to the door, then to the forefront out of this torturous class.
- Do not exaggerate.
- Hermie, where people manage to remember something that in principle could not know. Only the most cruel and inhuman torture capable of it.
- Well, this is definitely something there.
№ 365066   Added MegaMozg 26-03-2019 / 06:25
What about abilities? Anyone who can't, teach who does not know how to do and teach, he directs. And this goes into politics.
№ 360311   Added MegaMozg 10-02-2019 / 12:16
It is bad when women have Affairs, otherwise, it starts to come up out of the blue, and not always it is psychologically safe for others. Where the rivalries of several women, always burn the city and shed blood... it is hoped that all these will be exclusively figurative, and to the real blood and meanness is not reached. But as life says, the worst thing is women themselves and their logic...
№ 358240   Added MegaMozg 23-01-2019 / 19:11
- Fleur Delacour is always a lot, sometimes too much thinking about yourself, that's thought up something and we have to understand. As long as she was not playing dumb, and then I have that tree in the relations I prefer honesty and frankness. Guess the hints never loved, and you women without them simply can not.
- What will you do with Gabrielle?
- To win, to fascinate, to enchant and simultaneously to straighten her out. From Gabri beautiful mind, which sometimes interferes with her soberly assess their own and others ' feelings, except she's a girl. Their brains are wired differently than men, women tend to think out, seeing a second meaning in the words in which they never were, and then this "thought" to be offended or think us men, excuse and forgive. The paradox, in short, that Gabrielle something they're imagining, I guess she had convinced herself, and now tormented, at the same time goading parents and me.
Quote Explanation: Harold and Hermione
№ 357336   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2019 / 19:31