Character: Archibald

You can sneak into any museum in the world and rob it: you just need to know the weak points.

Each person has his own price, tell me yours and consider that we have agreed.

- You go to a restaurant with only those men that you don't like?
- Yes, - sadly sighed and nodded to Gabrielle.
Why?
- Because those who I like... I'm scared to lose them.

Life is a strange thing. Everything happens as if someone punishes you for mistakes you didn't commit.

Life is a very difficult thing, sometimes she simply mocks us, palming a good man in a bad time.

The divorce is only two types of people. Those who fucked you, and those who fucked you.

It is abnormal to be normal. All right what is normal, as long as the closer will not meet.

... behind every successful woman is always the microwave and frozen grub.

Unicorns do not exist! It was the usual elk yellow suit, which some jerk broke off one horn!

- I'll buy you a house gundi.
- A fountain in the house will be?
- You will have a fountain - snapped Archie, - fuck off!
And so with the stone toads along the edges. But they mouth the water be-e-e...
All you will. The house and fountain, and frogs be-e-e, and I in the fountain next to be-e-e...
- Not-e-et! - roared Oduvan. I want you in my house did be-e-e!!!

Is you what was hinted when he said "Fu"? - asked the angry girl.
- You didn't hear me. I told "Fe" and "Fu"...
The Princess tried to kick it with his heel. Archie dodged.
- You may think "Fe" is better!
- I'm just not allowed to continue. More used little, and you would have heard my delighted cry: "Phenomenal! Fantastic beauty!"

Humor for life - the same thing that the Church is for the believer... nothing better than people just not come up!