Character: Tyler Durden (Tyler Durden)



Did you know that if you mix gasoline with orange juice, you can make Napalm?
- No, I didn't know. Is it true?
True. Explosives can be made from scrap materials.
- Really?
- If you want.
№ 396938   Added MegaMozg 03-06-2020 / 19:48
- If you're trying to understand women better stop. They are illogical, strange and totally crazy.
- No, it is not.
- Whoa! Yes, calm down, you psycho!
3 Season 15 Series
№ 359992   Added MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 21:32
"The project mayhem" will save the world. An ice age culture. A prematurely induced dark age. "The project mayhem" will force humanity to take a NAP and restrict their appetites to the time needed for the Earth to recover.
Is the only justification for anarchy, says Tyler. - You just think. Fight club makes men out of clerks and cashiers. "The project mayhem" will make something more decent of modern civilization.
№ 331838   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2018 / 16:05
- Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, Tyler said. - It reminds me of those smokers that decide to quit Smoking, lying on his deathbed.
№ 331837   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2018 / 16:04
- I'm done with the thirst for physical power and proprietary drive - Tyler whispered, because only through self-destruction I will be able to come to power over the spirit.
№ 331835   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2018 / 16:02
- Do not want. Arguing with you is counterproductive. Will never understand you're for real or bluffing. And in General, what is caught on this topic? Also want to sleep in a bed, Adriana? On the "do not touch, do not twitch" and what else? - good-naturedly grumbled blood.
- And you're not? - reasonably said I, involuntarily smiling.
- Oh, well, you. Sleep better - Tyler shrugged and fell silent.
№ 326531   Added MegaMozg 22-05-2018 / 09:15
- Do not want. Arguing with you is counterproductive. Will never understand you're for real or bluffing. And in General, what is caught on this topic? Also want to sleep in a bed, Adriana? On the "do not touch, do not twitch" and what else? - good-naturedly grumbled blood.
- And you're not? - reasonably said I, involuntarily smiling.
- Oh, well, you. Sleep better - Tyler shrugged and fell silent.
№ 326530   Added Viker 22-05-2018 / 09:15
- Hurt? through the noise in my head I heard filled with alarm the voice of the hostess.
- If... - barely squeezed what I thought, but interrupted himself in mid-sentence.
If I was feeling pain, it would be easier. To it I have used for many years. But right now, what with my body going on Hadrian, was a hundred times worse and a thousand times more desirable than all of what I could award the previous owners.
№ 326525   Added Viker 22-05-2018 / 09:14
To be fired is the best thing any of us can happen. Then we'll stop wasting time and do something out of our lives.
№ 325499   Added MegaMozg 12-05-2018 / 12:03
The first step to eternal life is to die.
№ 325378   Added MegaMozg 09-05-2018 / 17:05
As many bugs as I did, would be enough for a lifetime. If you want to achieve something, you have to fight for it. And I came here for the first time in my life to fight for what is important to me!
№ 294715   Added MegaMozg 20-07-2017 / 11:24
- You know what that means?
- No, what does that mean?
- You need tights to buy.
№ 294714   Added MegaMozg 20-07-2017 / 11:21
- Really, is that you?
- I was a chubby kid, I was chubby.
- Oh, Yes!
- If I was like that now, I wouldn't like it.
- Well, you know, with your thickness, I would have resigned. But if you didn't have two front teeth, I would not be able to communicate with you.
№ 294711   Added MegaMozg 20-07-2017 / 11:12
- When you were little, you dreamed of?
- You know, sometimes I do not dream of. So it will be much easier if all fails, or nothing happens.
- But you dream about something, right? Tell me! For example, to study in the school of arts.
- I so much wanted what I never thought. I sometimes think that I can achieve what I want.
№ 294710   Added MegaMozg 20-07-2017 / 11:09
Listen, you will excuse me... But you make it sound like dancing is something like a rocket.
№ 294708   Added MegaMozg 20-07-2017 / 11:03