Character: Oscar Dufresne



Globalization is an opportunity to feel at home everywhere and at the same time as abroad. Good to travel under the wing of globalization, provided, of course, that you have a shitload of euros and you are not very depth perception. I travel the world, but see nothing, because there is nothing to see. All countries is similar to mine. That forehead, that forehead. All dressed alike, as an incubator, and go to the same stores. The only positive result of such egalitarianism: the world is my home, and once to leave - it's still what to stay, why not leave?
№ 197361   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 19:17
- I'd like to kiss her on the lips.
- This little, old man. Need to kiss her lips, shake her hand, to listen to the ear, smell by the nose, to bite in the teeth, step on the foot, shit on ass, look in the eyes and lick my tongue.
- You forgot the most important - "to scratch her nails".
№ 121309   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 10:44
We are going to get married, just to be able to buy a castle, to live each in their own wing and to communicate exclusively through creepy servile lackeys.
№ 93361   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 21:48
Disposable novels a sad, but very nice. Decide on gestures, which in everyday life go for months.
№ 93045   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 21:31
That tendency to shed a tear, remembering his youth, and gives the old fart, isn't it?
№ 93044   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 21:31
I drink from impotence. People come into my life and out of it, like a revolving door of the hotel "Plaza Athenaeum".
№ 75462   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:56
At the wedding she whispered to me with a charming insidiously, in all the splendor of innocent cruelty: "what a pity that I am so happy... With you I could be so unhappy."
I was left standing with his mouth open.
№ 75288   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:50
After dinner, we walked through the streets of Paris, a warm wind blowing, I slightly pouncival and to keep the conversation going, asked her to marry me. In asshole!
№ 75245   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:48
Ladies, dear readers, if you have a married lover, take pity on his wife, not Cushites drunken fragrant perfume. To hell with "Coco", "Puazon", "Obsession" and, most importantly, there is no "rush". Be merciful. In advance thank you for those and for others.
№ 59166   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 14:13
Why I want to be loved? Because there is no God. If I believed in Him, his love me, maybe that would be enough.
№ 54427   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 10:05
Americans say "take care" right and left, but I think it's more intimate than "I love you".
Quote Explanation: "Take care" -- to "take care".
№ 51735   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:17
I'd rather you pass than not have anyone who I could set you up.
№ 51065   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 07:50
I love the name of the Malaysian head of state: Salahuddin Abdul Aziz Shah ibni al-Marhum Hisamuddin Sultan Alam Shah. "Hey, what's your name?" He must rarely takes women at discos.
№ 51063   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 07:50
Looking for a reason to complain, but not find. That in itself is the reason.
№ 51062   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 07:50
I thought that the world presented to me from birth! The world is not given away - the world is bought.
№ 51061   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 07:50