Character: Neil



- Excuse me, sorry to interrupt such a fascinating Eulogy, but I want to see the funeral Director. Hey, Neal. Remember me? I have little time, unfortunately. But this poor guy in a hurry.
- Sir, wait until we're finished. It is disrespectful.
- No, that's disrespectful. It's all a show. Who's it for, anyway? Huh? Not for him. He doesn't hear you. Could you confirm my words, bro?
- He's right.
- Okay? Believe me, he'll know.
1 Season 13 Series
№ 344849   Added MegaMozg 27-09-2018 / 12:02
If a person stays a lot of time for reflection is a sure path to disaster.
№ 319732   Added MegaMozg 15-03-2018 / 03:03
- The main thing - to be happy - he said, - no matter what. Try it. You can do it. Then it will be easier and easier. Regardless of the circumstances of life. You won't believe how great it is. Accept everything and then tragedy go away. Or lighter. And you are left in a world where everything is easy.
Quote Explanation: The Story "Quarry".
№ 258430   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:14
I had one, but I'm not lonely.
№ 200064   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 21:28
Neil.
Veronica.
Neil. You look pale.
- You look pregnant.
- You spent the night in a soup kitchen urinal.
- And you bathed in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.
- Aren't you the kid who got cancer for Christmas.
- Aren't you a Horny woman from Golden girls?
- Dorothy?
Blanche.
- What did you say?! You son of a bitch! Shut up!
- I want to kiss you. I want to kiss you till you weep.
- How's your acid reflux?
- How's your HPV?
Is your HPV, Veronica, I'm just carrying it.
- Let's not argue what came first, the chicken or the egg.
- Come on. Although there is no. Chicken.
- Egg.
- The chicken!
- The egg!
- The chicken!
- The egg!
- The chicken!
- The egg!
- Your flesh, slick with cocoa butter, it haunts me.
- How's Veronica?
Veronica okay, Veronica.
- Nightmare - named your dog Veronica.
- A blow that hobo for magic beans?
He said that he was a wizard!
- I want all of you. You... Want to get ieees your chin. Do you still like creme brulee?
- Do you still like fingers in your butthole?
You know: the answer is "Yes".
- Oh, Neil.
Veronica.
Neil.
Veronica.
I want to forget you.
- I want to be with you always.
So be it, Neil. So be it. Before meeting at the altar.
- Yes, I've seen!...
№ 183034   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 09:40
- W-well, when the only piece of bread otslaivetsa away only because it gives unsympathetic person...
- So, the person who throws bread, not hungry enough...
№ 148432   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 20:36
Rights - do not give the right to take... the Man needs himself to win right if you don't want to be crushed under a pile of responsibilities...
№ 148430   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 20:36
- And you never wanted a normal life?
And what the hell is this? The type of barbecues and ball games?
№ 114548   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 10:17
I'm like a needle without a thread go by itself.
№ 114546   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 10:17
Nuts!
- The girlfriend overdue, and crazy are we?!
Quote Explanation: Neal raised Angela, thus, had made her a zombie.
2 Season 4 Series
№ 67990   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:15
- And you with it did it?
We did a lot of things: we took the bus, had long conversations what to wear to prom, her friends and all sorts of dramas.
- Well, at least you kissed?
- Once held hands, but she was shy.
- Why are you smiling then?
- I don't understand what you mean.
№ 67448   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:52
- And what do you play?
- Uh, Nintendo, Tetris still... Questions or rather ask.
- What do you play?
- Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question.
№ 67446   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:52
You just need to observe the choice and then try, as far as possible, to help the soul in finding and making a higher choice. So be careful about what choices other people do, but don't judge, Know that their choice is perfect for them at the moment, but be ready to help them in their search for a new higher choice.
Seek to unite with the souls of others, and their goals and intentions will become clear to you. This is exactly what Jesus did with those He healed; and with all those whose lives he touched. Jesus healed all those who came to him, and all those who sent to him to pray for them.
№ 39899   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:16
The owner is one who works...
№ 2156   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 19:34