Character: Jimmy Valmer

Somehow asking me, "aren't you mad at God for what he creates defective people?" and I said, "No, with George Bush the world has become only better!".

- I have brilliant news! Yesterday in Denver was Vice President dick Cheney and I interviewed him for our program.
Interview with the Vice President? Well, to be honest, I don't even know how to put it between the pie-eating contest and a kid who peed on Monday.
Yeah, but that was real news!
Is boring news!
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- Listen, I don't like the direction our program. We toplees our school.
- No, at school and so everything is stupid. We give them what they want.
- We make news close to the students.
- Yes, but it's not news, it's a disgusting pursuit of ratings! What about our journalistic duty to tell the facts? Don't you see what's happening? Trying to compete with the ridiculous show of Craig, we discredited the very notion of news!

You may have noticed that I am disabled, and I am happy that I was born that way. I travel to different States and tell me how lucky I am in life and they are lucky. Mom says that God has each had their own agenda. Probably, at me he had a backup plan.