Character: Amy Elliott-Dunne
"Cool girl" - men always say that, right? They want to say a compliment: "She's a cool girl. She's sexy. She is always ready for anything. It's cool. She's never mad at her boyfriend. She only smiles with a charming, slightly sad smile and then opens her mouth ready to accept his. She likes what he likes." And you know, he's probably a vinyl hipster who loves Japanese comics. If he likes wet T-shirt contests, then she rushes shopping, chats about football and eats chicken wings in eateries. When I met "him" I knew he needed "Cool Girl," and I confess I was willing to try for him. I shaved my pubis, drank nightly beer, and watched Adam Sandler movies. I ate cold pizza and stayed slim, I regularly pleased him with my mouth. I lived in the present and was ready for anything.
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MegaMozg 02-04-2021 / 16:48
- You killed a man. You're now the assassin.
- I'm a fighter. I struggled to get back to you.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 11:14
I'm not interested in the planned experience. You want the man sitting in ambush and suddenly attack, a kind of predatory animal-lover.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 18:06
The man of every woman's dreams in tune with the image of the ideal women in the imagination of men - passionate, gentle, loves sex and hard liquor.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 18:06
Women do a lot of good deeds, which is why it is considered worthless.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 18:06
Nick and I complement each other. What I have a slight oversupply, that he is a small drawback. I like rose, bristled with thorns because of too much parental care, and he has a million stab wounds from his father's offense. And my thorns fit perfectly with them.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 09:02
Here's my advice to all women: never marry a man who has no house of decent scissors. To anything good it will not.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 08:59
The existence of the only child has a severe injustice. You grow aware that I have no right to disappoint their parents. And there is no alternative. Are you struggling trying to be flawless, and yet you intoxicating power. So raise tyrants.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:31
They lament about my loneliness! Of course! Smart, cute, sweet girl, with versatile interests and Hobbies, with a big job and loving parents. And let's just say, with money. They frown and pretend to think, what would be the man to introduce me to. But we all know: to acquaint with someone, all the good long been dismantled. And I guess secretly they think something is wrong with me, some flaw prevents me to meet men, and does not allow them to satisfy me.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 13:10
The relationship between the sexes is far from perfect - someone is pretending to be in love to have someone to bed, someone want to chat or just people nearby with whom you can watch television, someone submits a prudent wife - Yes, my sweet, of course, my sweet, - and all agree.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 21:36
We promised each other never to fall asleep in a bad mood. Give, negotiate and not go to bed angry - that's three pieces of advice that have always given and will give to the bride and groom.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 21:36
Marriage is hard work, requires concessions, the farther the harder. And the more compromises need to find.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 21:36
- Oh, you beast!
- I am a beast. And your wife. You liked yourself when trying to be as liked this creature. I'm not giving up. I'm a bitch.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:01
- Why die? I'm not an idiot.
- Write it on a t-shirt.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:01
I'm not miserable. I'm evil.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:01
