Character: Hilda Spellman. Page 1

- Do you think about him when he's not around?
Yes.
Your heart starts to beat faster when you see him?
Yes.
- You're annoyed when he chews gum?
- No.
- Then it must be true love.

Men are not stronger, they're just more stubborn than any normal woman.

- To be a sentient entity, you need to think logically, but in any case not at the expense of human feelings.
- Do unto others as you want them to do to you.
- A penny saved is a penny earned.
- Don't eat yellow snow! ... What?

- We will take money for it?
- People looking for love and are willing to pay money for it. A lot of money.
Great idea, Josh. All you need is a big white hat and purple Eldorado.
Don't be so cynical, Sabrina, in a harsh and cold world so it's nice to give love. I'll lure them and 60% mine.

Don't you want the satisfaction of knowing that you did everything yourself?
- No, I want only to eat, sleep and be given pleasure.

- I think I have a gift to make people happy.
I want to die!

- Hilda. You come to mind that the Pope is one of us likes the most?
- Yes, come.
You.
- You! Are you among Puente Tito and his scissors for nose hair.

- There! I remembered how to turn into fire!
- If you want a wick and kerosene, it is not magic!

- At Christmas asks the opener.
- You will not be able to use it.
- To hit you!

Woman as old as she feels. Look at me 610, but I'm still pretty good!

- I was inches from the most important scientific discoveries!
- No one cares!

The most difficult in the life of the share - never have the right to happiness.

Loneliness amplifies all sounds.

They all understood that human life, no matter how pathetic it may seem, is worthy of respect.