Character: Mishka Yaponchik

- I Rozum that the Japanese - right lad. It makes all traffic. Took the money is good, benefits the obchestvo, established, Schaub at the edge of the percent paid. Need other paid - with Spit, the five-story Fountain. Are you gonna do?
Just as you say.
- Wait, wait, Hersh, and then he spit? Pour left. I will impose will have to pay even more.
- Pour your region, but they are a pittance to collect Japanese. It'll make it so that people will not be offended.

- If I was holding you for the environmentalists say about this, I would have written to you, as the environmentalists say about this. But I you for this I do not know, and God forbid me, you know. No, well, shame on you, well, you write like to a decent man: "Dear Mr. Proul, if you please, let me..." and you ran to the police!
Mike, it was a terrible mistake!
- Yes, the main thing invented some kind of ambush.
- I...
What?
- I in shock!

- Misha.
- Yes, Monsieur zhirmunskii.
- I have a very sensitive.
- So.
- I about your visit. After all, it was not the last one?
I don't know, maybe go the other day.
Yeah, I thought so. I will speak directly. The fact that I have a spouse. She is young. Her heart. And when the house crashed into the middle of the night, suddenly, people like you... I wanted to say such nice people like you and your friends - she's nervous, and I easyways.
For sho you opisyvaetsya?
- Misha, I easyways for her.

Mr. Vinnitsky, couldn't we have somewhere to meet before?
- That Odessa is a city - everything here when we've met.

He's a stick, I want it to matter took. It is necessary?
- No, it is not necessary.
- So, I mean Shaw. And the main thing has been pinching learned. So tenderly I got a cigarette case, took - I didn't notice.
- As it is snot slapped!

- Tell Yash that took those pennies from gamazov and walked across the Moldavanka, handed out pennies to the people.
- What is the joy?
- Let's wait for the Hicks - Kravchenky to let him come, Majorski... well, you know yourself to anyone. Let say sho money from Misha Japanese.
- Mish, so I thought sho you is that aid workers whistling at all. Mish, why in our pennies to give away?
Mayorchik, when people have nothing to eat, not to be a coward for the good! Moreover, sho it is someone else's. Do people say thank you.

Aunt Pesia, I, Mike. Aunt Pesia, if you want my life, you can get it, but all wrong. Not Even God. Released a huge mistake, aunt Pesia. But is the part of God it was not error to settle Jews in Russia, where they suffer like hell? And what would be worse if we lived in Switzerland, where lakes, mountain air and solid French. But all wrong, not even God. I didn't kill Joseph.

- You have killed me. A year of work wasted... You bury me alive.
Mr. Hepner, well, don't take it to heart. It's only money! Izzy, it is still money?
- You have killed me, Mike.
- Come on already, Joval Lazarovich, well, you last year? Or people stopped drinking tea with sugar?

- Kostya, well, people do not understand! Well, tell sho about this car.
Is the machine of Hiram Maxim, caliber 7.62 mm, speed of 300 rounds per minute.
- About as!
- Why have you brought this thing? If you could come and talk like smart people.
- So we are in business talk, but later. Now we will talk over your conscience. Ladies and gentlemen, no, well how here to drink, to eat, when workers have nothing poklast plate. And this despite the fact that they overthrew the monarchy, and you don't.
Today's my Birthday.
And again, I congratulate you! But I sho to transfer workers?

- Once the house spent the night, and that lives who knows where. As if he has a home there! De you live?
- Madame basi in the institution he lives.
- What, Madam basi? There's also live girls! You sho, go to girls?
- Yes, no, mom, Marika jokes.
- And then where?
With Majorica we live on a single leg.
Th on idle? You're already quite time to get married!

- Sho, by the way, Bucis?
- He told Shaw he has one.
- Yes, you sho?
- But worthless. But, to give the promised discount.
It is wise! And the hell we are worthless?
- Izzy! Well you can fix, and will deshevshe.

- Moishe!
- Huh?
- As for the casino, still tell the truth?
- For some casino games?
- Just don't do mine the head. Everyone knows sho you had casino.
- Sho you talking about? And who is talking such nonsense?
- You and I dress buy?
- What dress?
I saw in the store, "Chavis" one dress. There is a dress, well, it's impossible! Look, look - all purple...
- All?
- Mulberries flowers, mulberries frilling, mulberries and lace, with Mr. Shaw of Paris! Mr. Shaw, will you buy?

- I'm a rozzer, Japanese, you know?
- Not a fool.
- You need to disappear for a time. Is where you to go, then?
- There.
- You know what I don't want? Schaub ever I had to shoot you. Much do not want.
- So what's the deal?
- And that sho if you have to shoot, I'll shoot.

- Yes do not take you to the head, Mish. The main thing would be why. For my taste, there is generally the figure is not very.
- Leva, I spit on your taste!