Character: Dr. James Wilson Dr James Wilson. Page 3

A lie is a tool, it can be used for good, but you can... wait, I came up with a better comparison. Lies are like children: hard, but worth it because they are our future.

I knew that will be secured...
House, this is my apartment!!!

Did you see that? Instead of push will put her bidet. It "is" not "plus". Do you want to know what happened to the push?
- She will be with you where you supposedly don't want to see her...
- I broke it. To pieces. With a sledgehammer.
- I think in some ancient cultures to split push meant to offer his hand and heart.

You're for someone wearing that shirt?
- For the Ministry of health. Naked oncologists they don't approve.

- I was not happy - I was stoned.
- You were happy.
- High.
Happy.
- Stoned!
- The dying girl are unable to distinguish pleasure from happiness, because dying people see everything in a joyful light! [with sarcasm]

- How did you manage to bring two cups of coffee when you have a cane?
- You think that's suspicious?
Either this or I have to accept the fact that you did something good, and then I'll see the horsemen of the Apocalypse, the wall of fire and the end of the world.
- I put them on top of each other.

- You have severe depression?
- Do not have.
- You faked cancer!
- Curious to try it.
- Heroin - too curious?
- Still! I remember last Christmas!

- Had me in debt for it [the motorcycle]? You should immediately bring it!
- But, mom!...

- You might ask.
- You'd be lying.
- And would you believe it!

- I want you present at my surgery.
- No.
Why?
- If you die, I'll be left all alone.

- It is better to regret that you came, than go through that never came.

House, it's God.
- You know, God, I'm a little busy right now. I would not like to engage in conversations. Maybe on Thursday?
- Let me check.... Oh, hell, I have the plague. How about Friday?
I'll have to ask Cameron.
God damn it. She always wants to know why there are all sorts of bad things. Only this time I give her a different answer.
House!
- Oh, My God! Rather, punish the evil witch!
- Hide the fact that your patient was molested by her father?
- Jesus, you left me?!

- Look, man, have you ever drove the car? There are fourth gear.
- And here there is a button "Shut your mouth".

- I need a change of scenery!
- Buy a flower in a pot!
- I need a change of scenery.
- Buy a plant!