Character: Darwin

Whatever you do - there is something from Freud, something from Marx, something from Darwin and something from a hangover.

Freud, Darwin and Marx are the swan, cancer and pike of our time.

After Darwin, man became like a clock trying to guess the time.

Darwin wanted to make people laugh, but the monkeys laughed.

The Earth stands on three suckers: Darwin, Marx and Freud, and, if not for them, it would rotate normally like other planets.

Darwin altered the monkey without leaving seams, but forgot to leave the man's tail, which is why now no one believes in his theory.

I'm telling you like Darwin to Darwin: if people notice that they don't have a tail, it's the end of our theory.

Darwin built a vertical in which he placed the monkey above its roof.

- You can drink just one drop.
Something that you can drink just one drop to fall. After all, milk not sell drops, sell it by the pint.

- Changes do not happen by themselves, only you have the power to change the world.
- You should apply this in practice?
- No! I'm not a business man, I'm a man of my word.

- Didn't You love the squirrels, Mrs. Robinson. Or nature. Or sunlight...
Or do something that people won't hurt.

It's never too late to choose life instead of the Internet.

- Why would you ever not want to try?
- If the attempt will fail, people will think you're a loser, but if you'll fail, people will think you're too talented to waste your time on trifles.

I don't know how you manage to tell people what you think?
- It's so hard. Find the words and at the same time move your mouth to emit a desired sound.