Character: Jim. Page 1

You will not sell me a ticket, which you were going to Africa with my sister Freddy Kruger?

- Well, well, Scout! - he whispered. - Do not pay attention to her, just hold your head high and be a gentleman.

- What do you wanna be?
- I'd make a good pharmacist.
Well, for that you need to brush up. To -- to lay to chemistry.
- I chemistry I as soon as lay off.

Although to detect errors is much harder than it might seem at first glance. Sometimes the bugs are hiding under the success - like mice under a carpet or like curdled milk underneath the pedestal under glass. Sometimes success is dormant beneath seemed hopeless failures, like a pearl hiding under clumps of slimy mucus, which are referred to as oysters.

Women are better than men. They worried about nothing, because of the delays on the stockings, heavy suitcases, drunken Irish in public transport, they are afraid of spiders and mice, but when it comes to something really terrible, they act decisively and calmly.

Too young to marry, unmarried, who dreams to be married, married, never married, married for the second and third time? Everywhere could be heard the cheerful chatter and carefree explosions of laughter; but are they happy - are all these people?

The person should have a chance to be disappointed in everything.

Here I am, Jim thought, - at the right time in the right place, but I still have nothing.

He was afraid that if you suddenly die, it will detect only after many weeks, because friends will begin to worry about something for a long time not seen.

- And then they lived happily ever after?
- Would live, but the Baron was poisoned Princess and she died a painful death. Her inhuman screams of the dying crippled the soul of a young stable boy who grew up and became a brutal murderer, and a cannibal.
Jim, you are sick! Why do you always want to kill everyone? Why not happy ending?
- This is a happy ending.

- Eating we have enough.
- Yeah, and cheeseburgers do not.

Jim, go to the store and buy me everything on the list.
- Wait, wait, that's not it. In this Department I'm not a Walker, these things had wings, let them fly home.

I bet that it was a good lesson.
- Yes, - said Tom, - the same as many other lessons that people receive. The use of them is still there - because nothing ever happens the second time, and may not happen. Remember when Han Scoville fell from the pipe and broke his back, then everybody said it would be a good lesson. What is a lesson? What does he benefit from this lesson? He could no longer climb the pipes to break him there was nothing more, the second something back because he doesn't.

- Huck after all these kings are mere scams! Here they what - is sheer fraud!
- Well, I tell you: almost all the kings of scammers, it's known.