Character: Eddie Valetic. Page 2

- Let me get this straight: you were hired to find a dog that was Trevor stark, you tracked him down, but you're drugged, why you stood me up? Anything you want to say?
- I don't even remember what you said you would. I know how it sounds...
- Probably, it is true, otherwise you would come up with something smarter.

Take two (Take Two) Eddie Valetic Christine Rollins

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If I were traveling with her in a taxi as my car was outside my house?
- One more question, where do you keep the keys to the apartment were?

Quote Explanation: Eddie and Sam were in the cab completely naked after being drugged by an unknown substance.

Take two (Take Two) Monica Eddie Valetic

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- The hospital caught fire and destroyed all of the archives.
- A great chance to create a new identity for themselves.
That is, it turns out that Trevor is not only a dog, but not even Trevor?..

Quote Explanation: Undercover FBI hired Eddie and Sam investigate the disappearance of Trevor, the case was made so that the first Sam and Eddie to think that Trevor is a dog.

Take two (Take Two) Samantha "Sam" Swift Eddie Valetic Berto Vazquez

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- You're so indecisive, you have to be tougher. Will have to punish you.
Then it will be punished. <...>
- What does the phrase "then she'll be punished"!?
- What you may wanted?

Quote Explanation: Sam and Eddie in the BDSM club trying to interrogate a female dominatrix who's walking all over you.

Take two (Take Two) Samantha "Sam" Swift Eddie Valetic Dominatrix

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You cannot sacrifice justice for the sake of justice.

Take two (Take Two) Eddie Valetic

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Sam, if the Board members you will see that Dylan is hurt. Everyone knows you're a brawler.
- So, stop! Is that Sam was having an affair before the wedding? She left the groom in front of the cameras? Or is it kept spicy video in the laptop that Dylan provtykal, and they almost got to the net? But she found them so get this redneck, way thanking her.

Take two (Take Two) Eddie Valetic Brock

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- Sometimes, it seems like the person, and then BAM, and I can't stand.
Because heart is like a Funhouse mirror distorts everything...

Take two (Take Two) Samantha "Sam" Swift Eddie Valetic

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- Why do you always suspect the worst in people?
- Save time.