Character: Hans Smolke

- [drops a grenade on the floor] Oh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

- Smolke, you know that I received my first iron cross?
- No.
For that I saved the whole regiment from certain death.
- How, sir?
- I shot the regimental cooks, Smolke. (pulls out a Luger pistol)

- Smolka you know the difference between a real soldier of the First Reichsrat from sausages?
- No.
- The fact that a real soldier is always ready, and sausage are still cooking it!

- Put the guard?
- Do not! Just close the hatch with the key, and throw in a grenade suslow, so, for prevention [moments later] Smolka, what are you doing?
- Trying to throw a grenade.
Fool, this is my personal grenade! I gave her sir General! Give it here and don't touch my hands! [puts it in his pocket breeches]
- Sir, permission to speak!
- What's the matter?!
- So, I should not have pulled the pin?

Wait! Who is this!? [presses a major wrench to the wall]
- Smolka, are you crazy?! It's me, your favorite commander!
- [removes a wrench from the neck] to Blame, sir, you look unusual today. I've never seen you without orders.
- [looks at his uniform] Yes, once I forgot to remove them with pajamas!

- The first question: what to do during a gas attack?
To save sir major!
- Who said that?
- I am, sir, major!
- Well done, my boy! A step forward!

- Smolka, report a combat situation!
- According to my information, sir, we triumphantly depart, and suzuli randomly running after us!
- Very well, Smolke, periscope!

- What is?
- Yes, sir, major!
- That's right, fifteen tons, in fact! But in fact it's a booby awesome! If we include on it a toggle switch, then after three seconds it will lose one hundred percent of its weight! Moreover, it will become lighter than air... Attention! (mine crashes out of the hatch of the tank) yeah, then the wind it blows in the direction of the camp Suslov stupid. It is again gaining his weight and falls on the heads of the enemy, and then you realize what is happening. Okay?
- Sir, question?
- Go Ahead, Smolke.
- And if the wind will not?
- [takes off the wall statement About it in the manual nothing is written... (Mina begins to fall back)

- Smolka, bring these knuckleheads, fast!
- Yes, sir, major!... (appropriate to major) to Blame, what, what, Boobs?
- Smolke what we have in the tank is Boobs?
- Besides us, sir?
- Yes!
-... Drunkel and Irancell, sir major.
- [has Hans on the helmet] That's it! And call them, quick!

- Suzuli going to attack us with their war elephants.
- Smolka, what do you know about the battle elephant?
- I know they have very sharp tusks of the fighting.
- Heh-heh-heh. That can make them miserable tusks against the iron armor, you idiot?