Character: the President of the United States

- You can say so! The beauty is that your Shah Pahlavi created in Iran a stable dictatorship that was provided to you and the British control over the oil fields.
- So we have successfully defended Western values!
- Exactly! Until then, until evil again raised his head!
What? Again, the lawyers?
- No, even worse. Shah so much oppressed his people that the radical Islamists under the leadership of Ayatollah Khomeini overthrow the monarch and create a religious terrorist regime.
What?! I need to urgently intervene!
- No, this time, to incite someone else. Here with Iraq.
- Oh, Hussein! Now I get bombed!
- No! Hussein invades Iran and will fight against evil!
- So, he needs weapons to send? What else?
- There is one small problem... the Embargo on arms.
- Oh, these assholes are pacifists! I know what I'll do. I will send the weapon in the form of spare parts! Good thinking, one will send the mustard. the other is to send gas. Well, what can you do if Hussein will make him a mustard gas (yperite)?

- So, let's go back to 1953. Iran is ruled by Evil incarnate Mohammed Mosaddeq.
What? But he was a lawyer!
- That's it! So I say: a true Embodiment of Evil!
- Nonsense! He was democratically elected, and advocated the separation of Church and state.
Yeah, but he still wanted to control the oil! Well, actually, he wanted to return oil starving the Iranian people. The oil that was captured by the British.
- That's a grabber!
- But all this stuff, you're useless, you're America.
- Similarly, it is necessary to eliminate Mossadegh's.
- Yes, but there is one problem... the Problem is that he was democratically elected!
- Send the CIA!
- That's right! CIA bribes the press, deputies and buys up a couple of gangs of gangsters who plunge Iran into chaos, until then, until the army staged a coup and Americans brought to power his man - of Shah Pahlavi.
Ha! Sounds like another conspiracy theory..
- Yes, this was a conspiracy theory until the CIA declassified archives...
- Ah! So now it's just a story...

- ISIS... ISIS... ISIS... Well, so begin a military operation or not?
I have no idea! Let's can. first, examine the reasons?
- Demonstrate understanding of LIH? You cannot understand evil, it can only win time by attacking him!
- Of course... just as then attacked the Americans in the middle East?
- Yes! Well!
- Excellent! Let's analyze the situation you are in it for America. We will go in history, namely the history of American invasions. [ addresses the audience] - can You see OK? Let's get together, I'm also with you after school left!