Character: Dorothy Michaels / Michael Dorsey

- Yes, he played Thaw.

- Will we see each other again?
- Of course, Sandy, we've known each other for six years.
- Yes, but sex changes everything. Sometimes you meet a person after sex, and he behaves as if he owes you money.

- Sorry, but I have a name! Not a cutie, not a sweetheart, not a Tootsie, but Dorothy! How John is John and Tom is Tom!

- No one will take you. Half a minute video, and you were persuaded to sit down for half an hour!
- Where is the logic here!?
- Tomato has no logic! He doesn't even have legs!
- Exactly! How could I sit down if he didn't even have legs! I was a beautiful standing tomato, I was the best tomato, the best cucumber, and all the critics gasped from my chicory!

- My fame faded...
- Were you once famous?
- Nope.
- So how could it fade?