Character: Max Diggory

As long as the woman and the pan are one, they are invincible!

“And don’t ask, I won’t start,” I said, applying special foam to my cheeks. - It's too early for you to shave.

“Your colleagues will curse me.

I don't care if you think I'm a jerk. Life is too short to burden yourself with other people's thoughts.

Leaning over to Nikki, I dug into her with a passionate kiss.

Not like everyone else - it helps sometimes. You are rewarded with perplexed and defiant looks while you go where you need to go. And you do not feel any special obstacles in your way. Neglecting others for you is a clean road. Plus, it's a great way to find out who's who. With written beauties can all vyvayus, and if you are not the standard of beauty, and with you someone, then this person should be very carefully looked at. This is a kind of test. One has only to calmly treat this or that; or to enjoy.

When you know that at any moment you can lose everything, you begin to value time. You feel that you are living right now, at this very second. An invaluable sensation.

Amusingly... If you're funny most of the time, you're considered an idiot and a frivolous person. If you are serious, you immediately fall into the category of very reliable, thorough. The label principle works because it's easier than admitting that people aren't static at all. If you admit this, you learn to maneuver, for each topic to first determine the mood, and then in this regard to conduct a dialogue. This is very difficult, so they choose the easiest way. One of the two, green or blue. And few people want to delve into the colors themselves and determine with a combination of what shades they turned out.

Drunk people, remembering what happened before, cry not because they want to cause inconvenience to you. And from what they finally accept: what is gone will not return.

Criminals are bloodthirsty scum without faces and souls! And we must fight them! Grab the scruff and isolate. Here thinking or tears cannot help. Criminals are ruthless. They will not spare anyone, not even a month-old baby! Therefore, goodness should be with fists, a pistol and a police badge!

You jerk and then you can throw pasta through yourself.

This is how sadists are born! They just get to those sadists who first mocked them and opened the door to this world of iridescent pleasures.

Saving my soul, which had already rushed down my throat, I ran around the kitchen until I realized that cockroaches - not angry grizzly bears - would not chase.

I am alive and will fight to my last call!