Character: Jake. Page 1
I have a theory that when meeting someone for the first time, you must be honest. After all, nothing to lose. After ten years of living together it becomes harder. You cannot Wake up one day and say, "happy anniversary, sweetheart! Here I am real!" That's the point. We're never going to see each other so clearly and openly as in this moment, right now, this second! I'm very scared?
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:37
- Burn in Hell!
- Was on fire. Ever.
- What have you done to me? Dragged to this place, forced to kill people.
Part of our beauty contest.
2 Season 22 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:19
- Sleep in the fresh air, looking at the sky.
Thanks, I love the ceilings.
3 Season 22 Series
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 17:48
- We need to escape! Become cannibals, will live in dens, we'll get by somehow...
I just want to sit and whine.
- Then I ponou with you.
- Thank you, friend.
- Pozhaaaluista...
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 10:47
- BMO, it is a cruel and evil world. People here always do crazy things.
Then there are some people - just a pile of rat dung, playing at full volume and nothing more?
7 Season 31 Series
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 09:30
When you get older, you start to wonder other things, like graphic design or pottery. It means to grow up!
5 Season 23 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:28
Girls are like horses. If dropped, then it is very important to ride another horse.
5 Season 36 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:28
- Invented. Let me tie. So you won't be scared.
And that you'll stop when you want to suck my blood?
- Physically - no. But... as a support it will be helpful to both of us. Psychological, you know?
5 Season 38 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:28
You know, bro, I'm glad you're here. Die a smidgen nicer than alone.
7 Season 18 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:42
- He's just a sweetheart.
Hey! That you are cute and I'm beautiful!
1 Season 26 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 10:56
- Don't be stupid
- I can't
Quote Explanation: (A dialogue between Brett and Jake)
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 09:02
Hey, brother, wait! What did you bring?
- Ummm... Kerosene, gasoline, natural gas, ammonia... Some female things. Plutonium...
2 Season 13 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 14:09
Real friends bring each other to the brink of death. After all, death is life!
7 Season 11 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 14:09
- We borrow the brain where the live knowledge.
Mototown?
- No, library.
2 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 14:05
- Your words, work and play don't mix.
- Unless you're a clown.
2 Season 7 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 14:05
